VERSE
A
I am receding, it’s time that I came clean
D
I’ve been brushing it forward
E
So I know you haven’t seen
But I’m receding, I’ve tried to work out why
I’m barely in my thirties
I’m much too young to die
I am receding, I’ve every right to whine
People pretend to be courteous
Even Jasmine says it’s fine, I know she’s lying
MIDDLE
E A
I try to put on a brave face to show I don’t care
E A
My life, my fortune, for a full head of hair
Bm
I hold my head up high
F#m
I stay out of the light
E
I only go out at night
VERSE
I am receding, you might say I am depressed
Takes me two hours to get outta bed in the morning
Let alone get dressed
I am receding, it’s really getting worse
I check it every time I piss
To see if it’s reversed
But I’m receding, I’m all out of ideas
I’ve tried looking up on the internet
But all that does is fuel my fears, I’m worried sick
MIDDLE
Where do I go from here?
My options are wearing thin
Do I cut it short?
Or keep combing it forward
Or grow it long while I can!
VERSE
But I’m receding, my life is at an end
First you looks your hair you know
Then you lose your friends
I am receding, now I notice it in others
It’s like an epidemic
At least I have my brothers
We’re receding, let’s go bald together
We’ll form a political party
And then ban hair forever, we can change the world!
Sunday, 7 December 2008
Saturday, 22 November 2008
Work eat shit sleep
VERSE
E C#m
Got to get a fast car, and a fancy TV
Need a bigger screen, than anyone I know
Got to find love, it’s time to settle down now
Find the right girl, prettiest I know
Got to get a job, got to earn money
Her tastes expensive, more than anyone I know
CHORUS
Anyone got a job, better than my job?
Anyone got a girl, prettier than my girl?
Anyone got a life, livelier than my life?
Anyone got a home, homlier than mine?
VERSE
Got to be gettin’ up early, goinna be a busy day
Got to be the first in, kill or be killed
Need to get a headstart, if I want promotion
Can’t be showing weakness or any sign of emotion
CHORUS
Anyone got a job, better than my job?
Anyone got a love, lovelier than mine?
Anyone got a low, lonely than my low?
Anyone got a life, livelier than mine?
E C#m
Got to get a fast car, and a fancy TV
Need a bigger screen, than anyone I know
Got to find love, it’s time to settle down now
Find the right girl, prettiest I know
Got to get a job, got to earn money
Her tastes expensive, more than anyone I know
CHORUS
Anyone got a job, better than my job?
Anyone got a girl, prettier than my girl?
Anyone got a life, livelier than my life?
Anyone got a home, homlier than mine?
VERSE
Got to be gettin’ up early, goinna be a busy day
Got to be the first in, kill or be killed
Need to get a headstart, if I want promotion
Can’t be showing weakness or any sign of emotion
CHORUS
Anyone got a job, better than my job?
Anyone got a love, lovelier than mine?
Anyone got a low, lonely than my low?
Anyone got a life, livelier than mine?
Sunday, 28 September 2008
Soul seller
Soul seller
By Jack Stafford
VERSE 1
F
Everyone was so friendly
They put it very nice
And they know that you’re selling
Before you name the price
CHORUS
Bf
I sold my soul somehow
I sold my soul somehow today
VERSE 2
It was too much to turn down
But not enough to flee
Somebody’s going to get rich
It might as well be me
CHORUS
VERSE 3
I was thinking of the future
Of my unborn kids
How will I provide for them?
So this is what I did
CHORUS
VERSE 4
It all happened so innocently
The devil is your friend
And before I had to think about it
The money was in my hand
CHORUS
MIDDLE
C
The good times
Bf
And the memories
F
Both fade
Tarnished
By the knowledge
Of how they were paid
Cos at the end
All I have left
Is my pride
VERSE 5
It only took an instant
Nobody got hurt
But a little piece of me died
When I said those words
CHORUS
VERSE 6
I’ll tell you your first regret
As you’re walking out the door
It’s not if you should have done it
It’s that I should have asked for more
CHORUS
VERSE 7
I want to keep it quiet
But word will get around
Then just when I least expect it
I’ll hear that awful sound
CHORUS
VERSE 8
By saying it’s that one time
I keep my conscience clear
But the money’s almost gone
And I know they’ll be next year
CHORUS
By Jack Stafford
VERSE 1
F
Everyone was so friendly
They put it very nice
And they know that you’re selling
Before you name the price
CHORUS
Bf
I sold my soul somehow
I sold my soul somehow today
VERSE 2
It was too much to turn down
But not enough to flee
Somebody’s going to get rich
It might as well be me
CHORUS
VERSE 3
I was thinking of the future
Of my unborn kids
How will I provide for them?
So this is what I did
CHORUS
VERSE 4
It all happened so innocently
The devil is your friend
And before I had to think about it
The money was in my hand
CHORUS
MIDDLE
C
The good times
Bf
And the memories
F
Both fade
Tarnished
By the knowledge
Of how they were paid
Cos at the end
All I have left
Is my pride
VERSE 5
It only took an instant
Nobody got hurt
But a little piece of me died
When I said those words
CHORUS
VERSE 6
I’ll tell you your first regret
As you’re walking out the door
It’s not if you should have done it
It’s that I should have asked for more
CHORUS
VERSE 7
I want to keep it quiet
But word will get around
Then just when I least expect it
I’ll hear that awful sound
CHORUS
VERSE 8
By saying it’s that one time
I keep my conscience clear
But the money’s almost gone
And I know they’ll be next year
CHORUS
Bad for good
VERSE 1
D
They say that clever men borrow, but geniuses to steal
Feel, fob and fawn to get closer to real
G
There ain’t nobody up there keeping the score
I tried originality but it’s been done before
A
You see the best boats are built from the oldest wood
And you gotta be bad to get this good
VERSE 2
So now you know I’m not proud to say I imitate
But by the time I get to fashions I was much too late
But it all goes in circles and I was paying with my crimes
Cos I was so far behind I was ahead of the times
Tell us how you did it, oh I would if I could
Just you gotta be bad to get this good
MIDDLE
G
Because such bad impersonator’s an original
A
Honestly underhand
G
If you copy badly enough what you know was done well
A
Nobody can tell
VERSE 3
Everybody you admire they all did the same
You gotta learn to ride before you get to drive the train
When you got the armour and the tools of the trade
And you learnt with the headstart your forefathers gave
Then you get to move the flag a foot from where it stood
But you gotta be bad before you get good
VERSE 4
I met a girl in Rino with a heart of gold
When the angel’s made her they took to breaking the mould
She gave up her home and through in her job
To come and cook and clean for a certified slob
Beauty for the beast did all she good
Yeah you gotta be bad to get such good
OUTRO
You ga-ah-ah-ah-ah-atta be bad
To get this good
D
They say that clever men borrow, but geniuses to steal
Feel, fob and fawn to get closer to real
G
There ain’t nobody up there keeping the score
I tried originality but it’s been done before
A
You see the best boats are built from the oldest wood
And you gotta be bad to get this good
VERSE 2
So now you know I’m not proud to say I imitate
But by the time I get to fashions I was much too late
But it all goes in circles and I was paying with my crimes
Cos I was so far behind I was ahead of the times
Tell us how you did it, oh I would if I could
Just you gotta be bad to get this good
MIDDLE
G
Because such bad impersonator’s an original
A
Honestly underhand
G
If you copy badly enough what you know was done well
A
Nobody can tell
VERSE 3
Everybody you admire they all did the same
You gotta learn to ride before you get to drive the train
When you got the armour and the tools of the trade
And you learnt with the headstart your forefathers gave
Then you get to move the flag a foot from where it stood
But you gotta be bad before you get good
VERSE 4
I met a girl in Rino with a heart of gold
When the angel’s made her they took to breaking the mould
She gave up her home and through in her job
To come and cook and clean for a certified slob
Beauty for the beast did all she good
Yeah you gotta be bad to get such good
OUTRO
You ga-ah-ah-ah-ah-atta be bad
To get this good
Thursday, 18 September 2008
The end of the farce
VERSE
C Am F C
It's panic in the papers and cries of surprise
Am F C
As another bank just got nationalised
CHORUS
C Am
We hoped it was the end of the farce
G
That party was never going to last
We hoped it was the end of the farce
But that was just too much to ask
VERSE 2
MIDDLE
C Em
Oh guardians
Am
Save us from ourselves
Simple people
We will hurt ourselves
VERSE 3
C Am F C
It's panic in the papers and cries of surprise
Am F C
As another bank just got nationalised
They’re talking up turmoil and social unrest
As the free market fails yet another test
They’re preying on each other, all down the line
It could be the biggest thing since 1929
G
CHORUS
C Am
We hoped it was the end of the farce
G
That party was never going to last
We hoped it was the end of the farce
But that was just too much to ask
We hoped it was the end of the farce
But it seems that the moment has passed
VERSE 2
After years of credit and decades of debt
Common sense wasn't hard to forget
We are all guilty of going in the rush
For buying everything and never having enough
The force-fed fallacy, that greed is good
Got given the attention that a bad boy never should
Common sense wasn't hard to forget
We are all guilty of going in the rush
For buying everything and never having enough
The force-fed fallacy, that greed is good
Got given the attention that a bad boy never should
CHORUS
MIDDLE
C Em
Oh guardians
Am
Save us from ourselves
Simple people
We will hurt ourselves
VERSE 3
Those we thought in charge turned out far too lax
The can redeem though with a transaction tax
Return the regulation and end the careers
Of glorified gamblers with derivative ideasWe're faced with few roads but many more signs
And to take none of them would be the greatest crime
CHORUS
Sunday, 7 September 2008
Mrs Palin's manifesto
INTRO
Dm F Dm
For God and guns, against gays and abortion
VERSE
Dm
Forget about war and the economy
Only god can set you free
F C
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
The bible’s every book you need
And I’ll control what else you read
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I know the good lord’s got a plan
And he’s doing everything he can
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I see our country how it’s cursed
Cos they don’t put Jesus first
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
CHORUS
F Dm
Vote for me and I’ll give you what you want
F Dm
Vote for me I’ll fight right on every front
Dm F Dm
For God and guns, against gays and abortion
VERSE
I’ll take the values of our town
And make the whole world settle down
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I’ll make all our futures better
Pursuing personal vendettas
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
And halt the influence of thugs
By giving life for selling drugs
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I’ll show you the power of a woman
Can’t you see what I’m becoming?
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
CHORUS
MIDDLE
I’ll end the moral slide of our nation
By stopping all sex education
I’ll give every unborn child a voice
By ending would be mother’s choice
I’ll shield our older children from pain
By making every one abstain
While the marriages of gays
I’ll make that problem go away
VERSE
I’ll work on national security
By sending our boys overseas
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I’ll protect your right to protect your home
And insulate from the unknown
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
So join me and Mr. McCain
On our tireless campaign
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
To make the world a better place
For the best of our Arian race
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
CHORUS
Dm F Dm
For God and guns, against gays and abortion
VERSE
Dm
Forget about war and the economy
Only god can set you free
F C
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
The bible’s every book you need
And I’ll control what else you read
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I know the good lord’s got a plan
And he’s doing everything he can
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I see our country how it’s cursed
Cos they don’t put Jesus first
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
CHORUS
F Dm
Vote for me and I’ll give you what you want
F Dm
Vote for me I’ll fight right on every front
Dm F Dm
For God and guns, against gays and abortion
VERSE
I’ll take the values of our town
And make the whole world settle down
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I’ll make all our futures better
Pursuing personal vendettas
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
And halt the influence of thugs
By giving life for selling drugs
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I’ll show you the power of a woman
Can’t you see what I’m becoming?
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
CHORUS
MIDDLE
I’ll end the moral slide of our nation
By stopping all sex education
I’ll give every unborn child a voice
By ending would be mother’s choice
I’ll shield our older children from pain
By making every one abstain
While the marriages of gays
I’ll make that problem go away
VERSE
I’ll work on national security
By sending our boys overseas
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
I’ll protect your right to protect your home
And insulate from the unknown
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
So join me and Mr. McCain
On our tireless campaign
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
To make the world a better place
For the best of our Arian race
The things you believe in are the things we believe in
CHORUS
The light before
D A G D
VERSE
D
Nothing’s how you want it to be
A
It’s all going wrong with the economy
G A
It’s a dire state, and you can’t pass the blame
Every move to strengthen your position
Plays into the hands of the opposition
You’ve dropped the ball and might soon be out the game
CHORUS
D G
But just when you think things are never going to improve
D G
And you’ll never get back into the popular groove
A
Remember that
Em
It’s always darkest
A D
Just before it goes totally black
D D D D A G D
VERSE
You might think you’re somehow cursed
This is not how you rehearsed it
Over and over while you served out your time
The title that was decidedly yours
You had to wrestle from histories jaws
But the awaited reign’s becoming a perfect storm
CHORUS
And as you’re thinking they’ll never see the light
Of how you alone can make it right
Remember that
It’s always darkest
Just before it goes totally black
INSTRUMENTAL
VERSE
It’s hard to know where you should begin
You can’t even turn to spin
Your predecessor spun outta control
You’re looking around for new ideas
Trying to tackle the public’s fears
But you’re firefighting’s only fanning the flames
CHORUS
But just as you’re about to give up hope
And you feel that all the slack’s come out of the rope
Remember that
It’s always darkest
Just before it goes totally black
VERSE
D
Nothing’s how you want it to be
A
It’s all going wrong with the economy
G A
It’s a dire state, and you can’t pass the blame
Every move to strengthen your position
Plays into the hands of the opposition
You’ve dropped the ball and might soon be out the game
CHORUS
D G
But just when you think things are never going to improve
D G
And you’ll never get back into the popular groove
A
Remember that
Em
It’s always darkest
A D
Just before it goes totally black
D D D D A G D
VERSE
You might think you’re somehow cursed
This is not how you rehearsed it
Over and over while you served out your time
The title that was decidedly yours
You had to wrestle from histories jaws
But the awaited reign’s becoming a perfect storm
CHORUS
And as you’re thinking they’ll never see the light
Of how you alone can make it right
Remember that
It’s always darkest
Just before it goes totally black
INSTRUMENTAL
VERSE
It’s hard to know where you should begin
You can’t even turn to spin
Your predecessor spun outta control
You’re looking around for new ideas
Trying to tackle the public’s fears
But you’re firefighting’s only fanning the flames
CHORUS
But just as you’re about to give up hope
And you feel that all the slack’s come out of the rope
Remember that
It’s always darkest
Just before it goes totally black
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
The Sorrow of Gaia
A song inspired by James Lovelock's "The Revenge of Gaia". There must have been a time when CO2 levels reached the tipping point and Gea began her shift to the higher operating temperature described in the book.
VERSE 1
Em
When the world changed
Em
A warm night in July
G
The factories were working overtime
To meet the rising demand
D
An ever bigger fire
Bm
To feed the flames of man's desires
VERSE 2
When the world changed
For her it was no surprise
For too long they’d been burning
The balance had been turning
But the point at which they’d learn
Was past the point of no return
VERSE 3
When the world changed
She did it with a sigh
For all that she’d created
Would have to start again
All because of them
And the ambitions of men
VERSE 4
When the world changed
She knew they’d take it on
Not accept the changes
And try to intervene
Then only when they see the cost
Would they realize what they’d lost
VERSE 5
When the world changed
Forever in a day
To bring the balance back
And counter the attack
She wondered if she should
But it was for the greater good
VERSE 6
The night the world changed
She didn’t sleep at all
She thought about the changes
cos there could be no reverse
But things were getting hot
And man was never gonna stop
OUTRO
Am
The night the world changed
C
Ahhhhhh
Am
The night the world changed
C
Ahhhhhh
Am
The night the world changed
C
Ahhhhhh
VERSE 1
Em
When the world changed
Em
A warm night in July
G
The factories were working overtime
To meet the rising demand
D
An ever bigger fire
Bm
To feed the flames of man's desires
VERSE 2
When the world changed
For her it was no surprise
For too long they’d been burning
The balance had been turning
But the point at which they’d learn
Was past the point of no return
VERSE 3
When the world changed
She did it with a sigh
For all that she’d created
Would have to start again
All because of them
And the ambitions of men
VERSE 4
When the world changed
She knew they’d take it on
Not accept the changes
And try to intervene
Then only when they see the cost
Would they realize what they’d lost
VERSE 5
When the world changed
Forever in a day
To bring the balance back
And counter the attack
She wondered if she should
But it was for the greater good
VERSE 6
The night the world changed
She didn’t sleep at all
She thought about the changes
cos there could be no reverse
But things were getting hot
And man was never gonna stop
OUTRO
Am
The night the world changed
C
Ahhhhhh
Am
The night the world changed
C
Ahhhhhh
Am
The night the world changed
C
Ahhhhhh
JUST LYRICS:
When the world changed
A warm night in July
The factories were working overtime
To meet the rising demand
An ever bigger fire
To feed the flames of man's desires
When the world changed
For her it was no surprise
For too long they’d been burning
The balance had been turning
But the point at which they’d learn
Was past the point of no return
When the world changed
She did it with a sigh
For all that she’d created
Would have to start again
All because of them
And the ambitions of men
When the world changed
She knew they’d take it on
Not accept the changes
And try to intervene
Then only when they see the cost
Would they realize what they’d lost
When the world changed
Forever in a day
To bring the balance back
And counter the attack
She wondered if she should
But it was for the greater good
The night the world changed
She didn’t sleep at all
She thought about the changes
cos there could be no reverse
But things were getting hot
And man was never gonna stop
A warm night in July
The factories were working overtime
To meet the rising demand
An ever bigger fire
To feed the flames of man's desires
When the world changed
For her it was no surprise
For too long they’d been burning
The balance had been turning
But the point at which they’d learn
Was past the point of no return
When the world changed
She did it with a sigh
For all that she’d created
Would have to start again
All because of them
And the ambitions of men
When the world changed
She knew they’d take it on
Not accept the changes
And try to intervene
Then only when they see the cost
Would they realize what they’d lost
When the world changed
Forever in a day
To bring the balance back
And counter the attack
She wondered if she should
But it was for the greater good
The night the world changed
She didn’t sleep at all
She thought about the changes
cos there could be no reverse
But things were getting hot
And man was never gonna stop
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
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Thursday, 20 March 2008
My idol's not a paedophile
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INTRO:
G D/F# Em7 Am C
Not such a long time ago, I can still remember how that
Em D
music used to make me smile.
G D/F# Em7 Am C
And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance
Em C D
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
Em Am Em Am
But January made me shiver, with every paper I saw delivered.
C G/B Am C D
Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step.
G D/F# Em Am7 D
I can't remember if I cried when I saw him by a child’s side,
G D/F# Em C D7 G C G
Something touched me deep inside, the day, the music, died.
CHORUS:
G D C
They say my idol is a paedophile
G D C
And now my idol’s got a police file
VERSE:
Em C D G
He didn’t mean to cause a big sensation
Downloading pictures of a younger generation
The things he did look awful cold
Maybe should a died before he got old
BRIDGE:
Am C
Oh no, say it ain’t so,
D D
I don’t believe…
CHORUS
VERSE:
Like pinball wizard it has to be a fix.
Wrote wizard with such a supple wrist……….
BRIDGE
CHORUS
OUTRO:
A D
The kids are alright x3
INTRO:
G D/F# Em7 Am C
Not such a long time ago, I can still remember how that
Em D
music used to make me smile.
G D/F# Em7 Am C
And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance
Em C D
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
Em Am Em Am
But January made me shiver, with every paper I saw delivered.
C G/B Am C D
Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step.
G D/F# Em Am7 D
I can't remember if I cried when I saw him by a child’s side,
G D/F# Em C D7 G C G
Something touched me deep inside, the day, the music, died.
CHORUS:
G D C
They say my idol is a paedophile
G D C
And now my idol’s got a police file
VERSE:
Em C D G
He didn’t mean to cause a big sensation
Downloading pictures of a younger generation
The things he did look awful cold
Maybe should a died before he got old
BRIDGE:
Am C
Oh no, say it ain’t so,
D D
I don’t believe…
CHORUS
VERSE:
Like pinball wizard it has to be a fix.
Wrote wizard with such a supple wrist……….
BRIDGE
CHORUS
OUTRO:
A D
The kids are alright x3
Happy New Year
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A# F D# F
31st December 2003
A# F D# F
I promised mum a quiet one at home with the family
A# F D# F
But that is really not the way I want to end the year
D# F D#
Get me out of here
Head out to the nightclub and I’m drinking like a fish
Tequila shots and chasers, on a mission to be sick
All this night’s investment is about to reappear
Get me out of here
I make a b-line for the bathroom and the toilet breaks my fall
Barely into consciousness someone people are coming in the stall
A leather-coated bearded guy asks I’m feeling queer
Get me out of here
I crawl back on the dance floor and I’m laying down my moves
I’m getting the eye from a cutie-pie, I can she wants to grove
She curls her hair, sips my beer and whispers in my ear
“Let’s get out of here”
We finally find a taxi and he asks us where to go
But just then a gorilla guy smashing through the window
She says “that my boyfriend he’s an SAS engineer”
f**king get us out of here
We head on back to her place ‘cause she swears she lives alone
But I’ve barely got to first base when her father arrives home
I nearly made it out the backdoor but I fell over her school gear
Get me out of here
How on earth did I end up here?
I’m just not thinking clear
I only want a Happy New Year
A# F D# F
31st December 2003
A# F D# F
I promised mum a quiet one at home with the family
A# F D# F
But that is really not the way I want to end the year
D# F D#
Get me out of here
Head out to the nightclub and I’m drinking like a fish
Tequila shots and chasers, on a mission to be sick
All this night’s investment is about to reappear
Get me out of here
I make a b-line for the bathroom and the toilet breaks my fall
Barely into consciousness someone people are coming in the stall
A leather-coated bearded guy asks I’m feeling queer
Get me out of here
I crawl back on the dance floor and I’m laying down my moves
I’m getting the eye from a cutie-pie, I can she wants to grove
She curls her hair, sips my beer and whispers in my ear
“Let’s get out of here”
We finally find a taxi and he asks us where to go
But just then a gorilla guy smashing through the window
She says “that my boyfriend he’s an SAS engineer”
f**king get us out of here
We head on back to her place ‘cause she swears she lives alone
But I’ve barely got to first base when her father arrives home
I nearly made it out the backdoor but I fell over her school gear
Get me out of here
How on earth did I end up here?
I’m just not thinking clear
I only want a Happy New Year
Careful what you wish for
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INTRO: C Am7 Dm G
VERSE 1 (plucked):
C
Strumming alone in his room
Am7
A songwriter sings out a tune
Dm G
A minor melancholy melody
He sings of a love that was his
And moans of how lonely he is
A sad and depressing song
Practised and now he’s on stage
Feels like he’s coming of age
The crowd all disagree but what do they know
CHORUS 1:
Em Am
Can you imagine how he feels?
Em Am
At the news of his first record deal
F G F G G G G C
Something in his eye, I think he’s going to cry
VERSE:
Recorded and now he’s on tour
Like his idols before
Spreading his sadness wide, there’s nowhere we can hide
But things are already going astray
He’s becoming a rock n roll cliché
Indulged he’s sadder ten fold, to fit the mould
CHORUS:
There’s daily coverage of his life going bad
They’ve even got an interview with his dad, He says
“Way to go son, I knew you’d be the one
I’m so proud, I think I’m going to cry”
VERSE:
Checked into a cheap motel
He turns it into his own private hell
Lying there with a needle in his arm, he needs to keep him calm
CHORUS 3:
Wishes he was back in his room
Fame came way too soon
Lonely feeling bad, but happy to be sad
Careful what you wish for, it might come true
INTRO: C Am7 Dm G
VERSE 1 (plucked):
C
Strumming alone in his room
Am7
A songwriter sings out a tune
Dm G
A minor melancholy melody
He sings of a love that was his
And moans of how lonely he is
A sad and depressing song
Practised and now he’s on stage
Feels like he’s coming of age
The crowd all disagree but what do they know
CHORUS 1:
Em Am
Can you imagine how he feels?
Em Am
At the news of his first record deal
F G F G G G G C
Something in his eye, I think he’s going to cry
VERSE:
Recorded and now he’s on tour
Like his idols before
Spreading his sadness wide, there’s nowhere we can hide
But things are already going astray
He’s becoming a rock n roll cliché
Indulged he’s sadder ten fold, to fit the mould
CHORUS:
There’s daily coverage of his life going bad
They’ve even got an interview with his dad, He says
“Way to go son, I knew you’d be the one
I’m so proud, I think I’m going to cry”
VERSE:
Checked into a cheap motel
He turns it into his own private hell
Lying there with a needle in his arm, he needs to keep him calm
CHORUS 3:
Wishes he was back in his room
Fame came way too soon
Lonely feeling bad, but happy to be sad
Careful what you wish for, it might come true
Every moment matters
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Key: D#m
Guitar notes: Capo at 4th fret
INTRO: D#m F#m D#m F#m B
VERSE 1:
D#m A E
Living lives lived before
G#m
Holding down a job and nothing more
D#m &nb sp; A ; E
Driven from craft by the need to create
G#m &nb sp; &nb sp; B
But in the end it’s all to late
BRIDGE:
D# &nbs p; E ; G#m
Eroding away, counting the days
F# &nbs p; &nbs p; E
Towards the bright light, hold on tight now!
CHORUS:
E
We don’t have much time to live
B
Every moment matters
E
Give all you’ve got to give
B
Make every second count now
VERSE 2:
Don’t waste your life changing my mind
Just try and change the world in little
But none of it matters in the end
I’ll go down laughing I can pretend
BRIDGE
CHORUS
SOLO (same as intro)
BRIDGE
CHORUS
OUTRO (same chords as verse)
Key: D#m
Guitar notes: Capo at 4th fret
INTRO: D#m F#m D#m F#m B
VERSE 1:
D#m A E
Living lives lived before
G#m
Holding down a job and nothing more
D#m &nb sp; A ; E
Driven from craft by the need to create
G#m &nb sp; &nb sp; B
But in the end it’s all to late
BRIDGE:
D# &nbs p; E ; G#m
Eroding away, counting the days
F# &nbs p; &nbs p; E
Towards the bright light, hold on tight now!
CHORUS:
E
We don’t have much time to live
B
Every moment matters
E
Give all you’ve got to give
B
Make every second count now
VERSE 2:
Don’t waste your life changing my mind
Just try and change the world in little
But none of it matters in the end
I’ll go down laughing I can pretend
BRIDGE
CHORUS
SOLO (same as intro)
BRIDGE
CHORUS
OUTRO (same chords as verse)
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Dinner court
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VERSE
All-knowing girl, sad and dissatisfied
Angry at all, throws out in vain
Knows enough to know, but not to realise
Worldly words don’t a traveller make
CHORUS
Say that you can – Where you gonna go?
Say that you can't – What you gonna do?
VERSE:
Turns to the table, no eyes offer sympathy
Mirrors seen selective scenes
What’s for desert? What must they think of me?
All-knowing girl, blows on her flame
CHORUS x2
VERSE
All-knowing girl, sad and dissatisfied
Angry at all, throws out in vain
Knows enough to know, but not to realise
Worldly words don’t a traveller make
CHORUS
Say that you can – Where you gonna go?
Say that you can't – What you gonna do?
VERSE:
Turns to the table, no eyes offer sympathy
Mirrors seen selective scenes
What’s for desert? What must they think of me?
All-knowing girl, blows on her flame
CHORUS x2
The thin veil or distraction
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VERSE
C ; G F ; C
Sometimes, I feel things slowing down
C ; G
I know that I'm in trouble when I have time to look around
C ; Am F ; C
I need the veil of variety and change
C G
To hide the realization that drives all of us insane
BRIDGE
Am
Depression is a lack
Em
Of adequate distractions
Dm G
Send it up or leave town
CHORUS
C Em
To get away, is the only way
F G
I know to get it back
C Em
Ruining every day, in a new way
F C
I know will get it back
VERSE
Now and then I stop to compare the two
If I had to start from there again I don't think I'd make it through
I've tried the dice, the stars and the market
But in the end it all becomes routine
BRIDGE
The meaning of life is to give life meaning
"Do what you like a lot"
CHORUS
SOLO Em Am Fm G x2
MIDDLE
C
So get up get out of bed
Am Em Am Em
You head is only reeling from staring at the ceiling
F ; G
You need a change of scene
Just get up get out of bed
Your body's only aching from the lack of strain it's taking
You need to get back on your feet
CHORUS
VERSE
C ; G F ; C
Sometimes, I feel things slowing down
C ; G
I know that I'm in trouble when I have time to look around
C ; Am F ; C
I need the veil of variety and change
C G
To hide the realization that drives all of us insane
BRIDGE
Am
Depression is a lack
Em
Of adequate distractions
Dm G
Send it up or leave town
CHORUS
C Em
To get away, is the only way
F G
I know to get it back
C Em
Ruining every day, in a new way
F C
I know will get it back
VERSE
Now and then I stop to compare the two
If I had to start from there again I don't think I'd make it through
I've tried the dice, the stars and the market
But in the end it all becomes routine
BRIDGE
The meaning of life is to give life meaning
"Do what you like a lot"
CHORUS
SOLO Em Am Fm G x2
MIDDLE
C
So get up get out of bed
Am Em Am Em
You head is only reeling from staring at the ceiling
F ; G
You need a change of scene
Just get up get out of bed
Your body's only aching from the lack of strain it's taking
You need to get back on your feet
CHORUS
Strange times
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VERSE
D ; A
There are people with funny ideas
G ; ; A
And they're growing in number each year
They're building bombs and they're arming themselves
They want rearrange the rubble that makes up this place
It's getting harder to know what to think
There are multiple sides and history lies
It seems it's getting worse all the time
I for one feel like they're losing our precious minds
CHORUS
D ; G
These are strange times we're living in
Bm &nbs p; A
Stranger all the time
D ; Bm
These are strange times we're living in
G ; A
Stranger all the time
VERSE
There's a weird girl that lives upstairs
She's got clothes you can see through and a facial tattoo
For hours I hear her crying in the shower
She says that she hears voices that won't leave her alone
On the upside she's quiet and clean
But I'll be much more inquisitive with the next ones I screen
It seems she's getting weirder all the time
I for one feel like she's losing her precious mind
CHORUS
VERSE
D ; A
There are people with funny ideas
G ; ; A
And they're growing in number each year
They're building bombs and they're arming themselves
They want rearrange the rubble that makes up this place
It's getting harder to know what to think
There are multiple sides and history lies
It seems it's getting worse all the time
I for one feel like they're losing our precious minds
CHORUS
D ; G
These are strange times we're living in
Bm &nbs p; A
Stranger all the time
D ; Bm
These are strange times we're living in
G ; A
Stranger all the time
VERSE
There's a weird girl that lives upstairs
She's got clothes you can see through and a facial tattoo
For hours I hear her crying in the shower
She says that she hears voices that won't leave her alone
On the upside she's quiet and clean
But I'll be much more inquisitive with the next ones I screen
It seems she's getting weirder all the time
I for one feel like she's losing her precious mind
CHORUS
The obituary of Will Perrin
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VERSE
Dm C
I found him in the paper
Dm
Among the stories of the dead
Am
Marked out from the others
Dm
By the tender of his age
Made his name as a climber
Travelled across the world
But didn’t find his place there
And went looking somewhere else
BRIDGE
F C
If someone who climbed as high as him
A# C
Saw no future from up there, how will I fair
CHORUS
F C A#
This one goes out to the young men that have gone
F C A#
This one goes out to the young men that have gone
C A# F
And the forgotten souls that carried on
F C A#
VERSE 2
As he climbed into his 20s
The mountains weren’t enough
His path led to India
Among less fortunate
There he found no answers
Or the reason for it all
Friends grew anxious for him
AS they saw him walk
BRIDGE + CHORUS
MIDDLE
F
Think how many of these travellers
C
The papers never write
Gm
Lying on the cold road sides
C
Thinking they’re all alone
I want to tell them and make ‘em see
That it gets easier
They’re just the deep down blues we all go through
And there is another side
CHORUS
VERSE
Dm C
I found him in the paper
Dm
Among the stories of the dead
Am
Marked out from the others
Dm
By the tender of his age
Made his name as a climber
Travelled across the world
But didn’t find his place there
And went looking somewhere else
BRIDGE
F C
If someone who climbed as high as him
A# C
Saw no future from up there, how will I fair
CHORUS
F C A#
This one goes out to the young men that have gone
F C A#
This one goes out to the young men that have gone
C A# F
And the forgotten souls that carried on
F C A#
VERSE 2
As he climbed into his 20s
The mountains weren’t enough
His path led to India
Among less fortunate
There he found no answers
Or the reason for it all
Friends grew anxious for him
AS they saw him walk
BRIDGE + CHORUS
MIDDLE
F
Think how many of these travellers
C
The papers never write
Gm
Lying on the cold road sides
C
Thinking they’re all alone
I want to tell them and make ‘em see
That it gets easier
They’re just the deep down blues we all go through
And there is another side
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
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VERSE
G D
I'm so unhappy almost clinically depressed
C D
At the thought of going to school
G Em
I can't communicate with anyone there
C D
To send me would be criminally cruel
CHORUS
Em G
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
Em D
Oh, oh, oh Mama, don't leave me alone
VERSE
None of the other kids understand me
They just think I'm weird
They laugh at my jumper and pull my beard
And say that I smell of coffee
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
No, no, no Mama, don't leave me alone
MIDDLE
G C D
My haircut isn't cool, and I blame you
My clothes were made by you, and that's not cool
I don't know how to fight, and I blame you
I can't talk to girls, and I blame you
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
Pleeeeeease Mama, don't leave me alone
VERSE
When I grow up I want to live on an island
And fend for myself
I'll swing through the trees only covered in leaves
An forget that thing called homework
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
You don't love me Mama, if you leave me in the classroom
I'm not to proud to beg, Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
No no no no no no no, Mama, don't leave me alone
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
Don't be a bitch, Mama, don't leave me alone
VERSE
G D
I'm so unhappy almost clinically depressed
C D
At the thought of going to school
G Em
I can't communicate with anyone there
C D
To send me would be criminally cruel
CHORUS
Em G
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
Em D
Oh, oh, oh Mama, don't leave me alone
VERSE
None of the other kids understand me
They just think I'm weird
They laugh at my jumper and pull my beard
And say that I smell of coffee
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
No, no, no Mama, don't leave me alone
MIDDLE
G C D
My haircut isn't cool, and I blame you
My clothes were made by you, and that's not cool
I don't know how to fight, and I blame you
I can't talk to girls, and I blame you
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
Pleeeeeease Mama, don't leave me alone
VERSE
When I grow up I want to live on an island
And fend for myself
I'll swing through the trees only covered in leaves
An forget that thing called homework
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
You don't love me Mama, if you leave me in the classroom
I'm not to proud to beg, Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
No no no no no no no, Mama, don't leave me alone
CHORUS
Mama, don't leave me in the classroom
Don't be a bitch, Mama, don't leave me alone
Where did all the money go?
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INTRO
G
When I'm old and pastry grey
C
And on my last bed limply lay
D
They'll gather round to catch the last words
that I breathe
After all those years and things I've seen
Countless people and places been
The wisdom words must surely be worth the wait
Em
But I fear that I will disappoint
C
And not take that last chance to anoint
C
For it's not an answer but a question that I'll pose
That immortal question that's been asked through time
By wiser men with better heads than mine
The final question that every man asks himself
CHORUS
G
Where did all the money go?
C D
I've got to know
I must have left it somewhere
I could never have spent that much
VERSE
Em
Damn the heating bills
G
And the rate of inflation
Em
The insurance that I never used
G
And those silly vacations
BRIDGE
C D
I'll hang my head in shame
C D
Cause I've only got myself to blame
CHORUS
VERSE
If only I'd made less phone calls
And never gone a near a bar
Or made my own sandwiches
And not have bought a car
BRIDGE
If I'd put away a bit of my pay
I'd be sitting on a fortune today
CHORUS
Instrumental Chorus
MIDDLE
Am D
It's terrible when you realise
C Em
The sad part is
C D
How little happiness it bought me
Am C D
And how little there is left to show
Am C
Half of it I ate and drank
Am Em
Spent a quarter just getting around
C D
The rest of it went up in smoke
Am C ; D
Fast moving consumer guy
CHORUS
Where did all the money go?
I wish I didn't know
Someone must be stealing from me
Or there's a problem with the books
CHORUS
Where did all the money go?
All that dough
I must have left it somewhere
I could never have spent that much
INTRO
G
When I'm old and pastry grey
C
And on my last bed limply lay
D
They'll gather round to catch the last words
that I breathe
After all those years and things I've seen
Countless people and places been
The wisdom words must surely be worth the wait
Em
But I fear that I will disappoint
C
And not take that last chance to anoint
C
For it's not an answer but a question that I'll pose
That immortal question that's been asked through time
By wiser men with better heads than mine
The final question that every man asks himself
CHORUS
G
Where did all the money go?
C D
I've got to know
I must have left it somewhere
I could never have spent that much
VERSE
Em
Damn the heating bills
G
And the rate of inflation
Em
The insurance that I never used
G
And those silly vacations
BRIDGE
C D
I'll hang my head in shame
C D
Cause I've only got myself to blame
CHORUS
VERSE
If only I'd made less phone calls
And never gone a near a bar
Or made my own sandwiches
And not have bought a car
BRIDGE
If I'd put away a bit of my pay
I'd be sitting on a fortune today
CHORUS
Instrumental Chorus
MIDDLE
Am D
It's terrible when you realise
C Em
The sad part is
C D
How little happiness it bought me
Am C D
And how little there is left to show
Am C
Half of it I ate and drank
Am Em
Spent a quarter just getting around
C D
The rest of it went up in smoke
Am C ; D
Fast moving consumer guy
CHORUS
Where did all the money go?
I wish I didn't know
Someone must be stealing from me
Or there's a problem with the books
CHORUS
Where did all the money go?
All that dough
I must have left it somewhere
I could never have spent that much
All that is mine is thine
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VERSE
Bm G
Such beauty as before me
Bm
Want not for a thing
G
No toil of a working life
Bm
Should hagger thy shape
No dirt should ever take thy shine
Or roughen thou skin
No breathe should go to waste
Or dark hair escape
[Space]
If thou art ever hungry love
Into my flesh bite
Wow betide thirst becomes you
Drain this arm
I want what I still have
With all my might
Querido
Querida
CHORUS:
D A G
All that is mine is thine
D A G
All that is mine is thine
VERSE
What little knowledge I know
Thou must use
All muscles in this sinewed frame
Call and command
The objects in my humble trove
Come and choose
My days are devoted
To thy demands
CHORUS
MIDDLE
Dm
For you I give my throne
Am
All that I own
Em
Gladly
That thee might share my glory
Later recount my story
Fondly
For you I give it gladly
My heart requests it madly
My love
Might heart I hear bestowest
That it will be loved and growest
On and on
MIDDLE x2 (instrumental)
VERSE (instrumental)
VERSE (quiet/mutted)
If a puddle dare to bar you dear
I lay down with glee
Chance snot becomes a burden then
Take my sleeve
When thou feel’st cold or chill
Set upon fire me
If t’s a bore that I should turn into
Take my leave
CHORUS (quiet/mutted)
CHORUS x2
VERSE
Bm G
Such beauty as before me
Bm
Want not for a thing
G
No toil of a working life
Bm
Should hagger thy shape
No dirt should ever take thy shine
Or roughen thou skin
No breathe should go to waste
Or dark hair escape
[Space]
If thou art ever hungry love
Into my flesh bite
Wow betide thirst becomes you
Drain this arm
I want what I still have
With all my might
Querido
Querida
CHORUS:
D A G
All that is mine is thine
D A G
All that is mine is thine
VERSE
What little knowledge I know
Thou must use
All muscles in this sinewed frame
Call and command
The objects in my humble trove
Come and choose
My days are devoted
To thy demands
CHORUS
MIDDLE
Dm
For you I give my throne
Am
All that I own
Em
Gladly
That thee might share my glory
Later recount my story
Fondly
For you I give it gladly
My heart requests it madly
My love
Might heart I hear bestowest
That it will be loved and growest
On and on
MIDDLE x2 (instrumental)
VERSE (instrumental)
VERSE (quiet/mutted)
If a puddle dare to bar you dear
I lay down with glee
Chance snot becomes a burden then
Take my sleeve
When thou feel’st cold or chill
Set upon fire me
If t’s a bore that I should turn into
Take my leave
CHORUS (quiet/mutted)
CHORUS x2
Cultural isolation in the information age
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INTRO
Em G
I got up early this morning
Em G
To get a head start on my routine
Em
Imagine my surprise
G
When I turned on to find
C D
There was nothing to tune in
CHORUS
G
It's 30 degrees
D
But there's snow on TV
C G
I should go back to bed
It's the cable again
I bet it's the mice
I'll put down more glue
And get a sonic device
VERSE
How will I know who runs the country?
How will I know who to blame?
How will I learn the migration routes of mid-Atlantic songbirds?
Or the mating habits of Americans?
CHORUS
VERSE
Em G
What will I do now for entertainment?
Em G
It feels like the death of a friend
Em G
But now I think about it, I don't really care
Em D
I only watch it 'cause it's there
CHORUS
There's nowt on TV
Literally
I should go back to bed
MIDDLE
D G
Magazines are meant for the toilet
D Em
Books are best in bed
D G
But what to do for the rest of the day
Em D
This much time with myself will drive us both crazy
CHORUS
CHORUS
There's nowt on TV
Literally
Thank God for the DVD
INTRO
Em G
I got up early this morning
Em G
To get a head start on my routine
Em
Imagine my surprise
G
When I turned on to find
C D
There was nothing to tune in
CHORUS
G
It's 30 degrees
D
But there's snow on TV
C G
I should go back to bed
It's the cable again
I bet it's the mice
I'll put down more glue
And get a sonic device
VERSE
How will I know who runs the country?
How will I know who to blame?
How will I learn the migration routes of mid-Atlantic songbirds?
Or the mating habits of Americans?
CHORUS
VERSE
Em G
What will I do now for entertainment?
Em G
It feels like the death of a friend
Em G
But now I think about it, I don't really care
Em D
I only watch it 'cause it's there
CHORUS
There's nowt on TV
Literally
I should go back to bed
MIDDLE
D G
Magazines are meant for the toilet
D Em
Books are best in bed
D G
But what to do for the rest of the day
Em D
This much time with myself will drive us both crazy
CHORUS
CHORUS
There's nowt on TV
Literally
Thank God for the DVD
Vanessa and Sebastian
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Capo 3rd
INTRO
C Am
We must set aside a little time
Em G
To step outside our weary grind
C Am Em
And the self-obsessive world we call our day
If you think that I take for granted
Being so luckily enchanted
Please bring me back to heaven with a bang
VERSE
(shuffle comes in/drums with brushes)
C C/G
Tie me to the bed for days
C C/G
Til I see the error of my ways
Am Em
I know that I’ve been naughty
Please make sure the blindfold’s tied
Then ride me like a fairground ride
Let’s do the rollercoaster
I’m get closer
CHORUS
F
And I perspire with desire
C
As your eyes burn with fire
G
When you’re angry
G2
When you’re angry
And your jaw is defined
As you make your teeth grind
When you’re angry
When you’re angry
And your voice changes tone
As you enter the zone
When you’re angry
When you’re angry
BRIDGE
Dm C G
Our love is a beautiful thing
VERSE x2 instrumental
VERSE
And if you feel my standards slip
Then don’t go easy on the whip
My broad back can take it
Please put on my favourite mask
As you go about your merry tasks
And don’t forget the camera
Click those handcuffs extra tight
Until I learn to get it right
Going to pains for pleasure
Let’s go together
CHORUS
BRIDGE
OUTRO
C Am
Let us set aside a little time
Em G C
To step outside our weary grind
Capo 3rd
INTRO
C Am
We must set aside a little time
Em G
To step outside our weary grind
C Am Em
And the self-obsessive world we call our day
If you think that I take for granted
Being so luckily enchanted
Please bring me back to heaven with a bang
VERSE
(shuffle comes in/drums with brushes)
C C/G
Tie me to the bed for days
C C/G
Til I see the error of my ways
Am Em
I know that I’ve been naughty
Please make sure the blindfold’s tied
Then ride me like a fairground ride
Let’s do the rollercoaster
I’m get closer
CHORUS
F
And I perspire with desire
C
As your eyes burn with fire
G
When you’re angry
G2
When you’re angry
And your jaw is defined
As you make your teeth grind
When you’re angry
When you’re angry
And your voice changes tone
As you enter the zone
When you’re angry
When you’re angry
BRIDGE
Dm C G
Our love is a beautiful thing
VERSE x2 instrumental
VERSE
And if you feel my standards slip
Then don’t go easy on the whip
My broad back can take it
Please put on my favourite mask
As you go about your merry tasks
And don’t forget the camera
Click those handcuffs extra tight
Until I learn to get it right
Going to pains for pleasure
Let’s go together
CHORUS
BRIDGE
OUTRO
C Am
Let us set aside a little time
Em G C
To step outside our weary grind
I'm not a rock and roll star
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VERSE:
D A D
I'm not a rock and roll star
G A D
I can't sing and barely play guitar
D G A D
I don't smoke pot or get a kick of cocaine
D G A
Heroine's not a habit of mine
D A G
I've got a steady girl and I've never
A
crashed a car
G A D
No I'm not a rock and roll star
VERSE:
I don't want to live on a bus
And be even more tired all the time
I won't do the same songs with the same people every night
In places that all look alike
I don't like flying or to drive very far
No I'm not a rock and roll star
CHORUS (money):
D G
I just want to make enough money
Em A
So I can feed my head in bed all day
S I'd like to be independently wealthy
But I'd just spend it anyway
CHORUS (instrumental)
VERSE:
I don't want to pass clones on the street
I like to eat my dinner in peace
I don't want to be stared at by people I've never met
Or hear what they think of me
I won't feel obligated to sign anything you bring
'Cause I'm not the next big thing
VERSE:
I don't want my haircut analysed
Or my jogging to make the Sun
I don't want to have to answer all your silly questions
The same ones every day
I don't want to be in the NME as a wannabe would-be king
I'm not the next big thing
CHORUS (fame):
I just want to play shows
Where the people came to see me
Sure I'd like a little acclaim
But you can keep your international fame
OUTRO:
G A
To anonymity I cling
G A
Just to write my songs and sing
G A D
That I'm not the next big thing
VERSE:
I don't want to work for the man
I don't want to hear what people want
I won't sell to the poor and give it to the rich
Shareholders are the spawn of Satan
I won't be obsessed by sales, or where the
singles are
'Cause I'm not a rock and roll star
VERSE:
D A D
I'm not a rock and roll star
G A D
I can't sing and barely play guitar
D G A D
I don't smoke pot or get a kick of cocaine
D G A
Heroine's not a habit of mine
D A G
I've got a steady girl and I've never
A
crashed a car
G A D
No I'm not a rock and roll star
VERSE:
I don't want to live on a bus
And be even more tired all the time
I won't do the same songs with the same people every night
In places that all look alike
I don't like flying or to drive very far
No I'm not a rock and roll star
CHORUS (money):
D G
I just want to make enough money
Em A
So I can feed my head in bed all day
S I'd like to be independently wealthy
But I'd just spend it anyway
CHORUS (instrumental)
VERSE:
I don't want to pass clones on the street
I like to eat my dinner in peace
I don't want to be stared at by people I've never met
Or hear what they think of me
I won't feel obligated to sign anything you bring
'Cause I'm not the next big thing
VERSE:
I don't want my haircut analysed
Or my jogging to make the Sun
I don't want to have to answer all your silly questions
The same ones every day
I don't want to be in the NME as a wannabe would-be king
I'm not the next big thing
CHORUS (fame):
I just want to play shows
Where the people came to see me
Sure I'd like a little acclaim
But you can keep your international fame
OUTRO:
G A
To anonymity I cling
G A
Just to write my songs and sing
G A D
That I'm not the next big thing
VERSE:
I don't want to work for the man
I don't want to hear what people want
I won't sell to the poor and give it to the rich
Shareholders are the spawn of Satan
I won't be obsessed by sales, or where the
singles are
'Cause I'm not a rock and roll star
Ode to the lonely stoner
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VERSE
Dm
This song will set the record straight
F
About my kind
C
I'm tired of being criticized
G
For the state of my mind
People mislabel me
And think I'm a crazy stoner guy
But 'cos I smoke all the time
I'm not even high
Being stoned is when
I get my best ideas you know
Yesterday I watched series one of "24"
And ate my weight in Dorritos
It's not an addiction
I could easily stop it
But if I'm not stoned
I see that life is sh*t
CHORUS
C Am
Ode to the lonely stoner
G F
I see you clearly in my cloud of smoke
Ode to the lonely stoner
We'll see who laughs hardest last
VERSE
"Give it up it's ruining you"
My girlfriend implores
But dope took nothin' from me
There wasn't anything here before
I've got nothing to offer
That's why I'm outta my head
It's better for society
If I stay in bed
I've thought deeply
What's the best use of my time
And I'm almost the one
On matrix online
I've got big plans
And soon I'm gonna write them down
The first will be to get out
Of this loser town
CHORUS
VERSE
I listen to the campaigners
Saying all drugs are wrong
They should just drop out
In the words of the song
No one on Marijuana
Never started no war
If the soldier boys smoked more
They'd forget what they're fighting for
I study the news sites
I know what's going on
That's why I got my lips
Wrapped round a big ass bong
All this insight
Doesn't come without sacrifice
I don't have any money
Or even a sex life
CHORUS x2
VERSE
Dm
This song will set the record straight
F
About my kind
C
I'm tired of being criticized
G
For the state of my mind
People mislabel me
And think I'm a crazy stoner guy
But 'cos I smoke all the time
I'm not even high
Being stoned is when
I get my best ideas you know
Yesterday I watched series one of "24"
And ate my weight in Dorritos
It's not an addiction
I could easily stop it
But if I'm not stoned
I see that life is sh*t
CHORUS
C Am
Ode to the lonely stoner
G F
I see you clearly in my cloud of smoke
Ode to the lonely stoner
We'll see who laughs hardest last
VERSE
"Give it up it's ruining you"
My girlfriend implores
But dope took nothin' from me
There wasn't anything here before
I've got nothing to offer
That's why I'm outta my head
It's better for society
If I stay in bed
I've thought deeply
What's the best use of my time
And I'm almost the one
On matrix online
I've got big plans
And soon I'm gonna write them down
The first will be to get out
Of this loser town
CHORUS
VERSE
I listen to the campaigners
Saying all drugs are wrong
They should just drop out
In the words of the song
No one on Marijuana
Never started no war
If the soldier boys smoked more
They'd forget what they're fighting for
I study the news sites
I know what's going on
That's why I got my lips
Wrapped round a big ass bong
All this insight
Doesn't come without sacrifice
I don't have any money
Or even a sex life
CHORUS x2
Just a little girl
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VERSE
Em C
I was out til four last night
Em C
Hangover is kicking in
Late for work but I do not care
What'll they do? Fire me?
BRIDGE
Em
They don't know, they don't care
D/F#
I forge my timesheets with hours to spare
CHORUS
G
'Cause I'm just a little girl
C
What harm can I do?
Em
I sing myself to sleep at night
D/F#
I'll do what ever the f**k I like
'Cause I'm just a little girl
Take pity on me
The sorry white world of male mankind
Can kiss my sweet tight perty behind
Yes I'm just a little girl
C
And you'll listen to me
D
Like it or not
VERSE 2
I believe that redundancy
Is coming soon, that's why I stay
I do f**k all anyway
Nobody cares, so do they
BRIDGE
My boss is a f**k, he's got no guts
I open my eyes and just look up
CHORUS
MIDDLE
A ; ; C
I'm going through the motions
Em
Of living every day
C
How I would be different
Em
If circumstances changed
Conflicting emotions
Mount up every day
And I know will be different
When circumstances change
CHORUS
VERSE
Em C
I was out til four last night
Em C
Hangover is kicking in
Late for work but I do not care
What'll they do? Fire me?
BRIDGE
Em
They don't know, they don't care
D/F#
I forge my timesheets with hours to spare
CHORUS
G
'Cause I'm just a little girl
C
What harm can I do?
Em
I sing myself to sleep at night
D/F#
I'll do what ever the f**k I like
'Cause I'm just a little girl
Take pity on me
The sorry white world of male mankind
Can kiss my sweet tight perty behind
Yes I'm just a little girl
C
And you'll listen to me
D
Like it or not
VERSE 2
I believe that redundancy
Is coming soon, that's why I stay
I do f**k all anyway
Nobody cares, so do they
BRIDGE
My boss is a f**k, he's got no guts
I open my eyes and just look up
CHORUS
MIDDLE
A ; ; C
I'm going through the motions
Em
Of living every day
C
How I would be different
Em
If circumstances changed
Conflicting emotions
Mount up every day
And I know will be different
When circumstances change
CHORUS
The heat
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VERSE
This heat is incredible
I’ve never know it like this
I’m starting to hallucinate
Or maybe reminisce
The air is poison
It hurts to breathe
If I had a good way to travel
You know I’d leave
But there’s no escape
Nowhere to hide
Everything’s uncomfortable
I know how it feels to be fried, by
CHORUS
The heat
The heat
The heat
The heat
VERSE
Too hot to be indoors
But it’s murder outside
The casualty list is rising
Even my air conditioner died
Nothings moving
Not even the air
Praying for a thunderstorm
Even a breeze
I’m bored outta my mind
Can’t do a thing
Just drink and sweat
And try to forget
CHORUS x2
VERSE
This heat is incredible
I’ve never know it like this
I’m starting to hallucinate
Or maybe reminisce
The air is poison
It hurts to breathe
If I had a good way to travel
You know I’d leave
But there’s no escape
Nowhere to hide
Everything’s uncomfortable
I know how it feels to be fried, by
CHORUS
The heat
The heat
The heat
The heat
VERSE
Too hot to be indoors
But it’s murder outside
The casualty list is rising
Even my air conditioner died
Nothings moving
Not even the air
Praying for a thunderstorm
Even a breeze
I’m bored outta my mind
Can’t do a thing
Just drink and sweat
And try to forget
CHORUS x2
Gay OK
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VERSE
D
Son it’s time we talked about
A
Your need to come out
E A
Cos it’s already plain to see
It’s a poor attempt to hide
Your feminine side
When you try to walk like our lord John Wayne
And all this vocal gay bashing
Is your insides thrashing
It’s the squeaky wheel that wants to get greased
You’re working on your pecks
To take your mind of sex
You’re pumping iron when you’d rather be pumping ass
CHORUS
D
I’m hear to say boy
E
That it’s all ok
G
Everybody knows your gay
VERSE
You drink herbal tea
And you sit down to pee
Your style screams “I’m living in denial”
You’ve got better skin than your sister
And you’re cleaner than my mother
You’re good at cooking and you know how to bake
You love “Dawson’s Creek”
You’re a “Six Feet Under” freak
You’ve seen Broke Back Mountain 14 times
CHORUS
You don’t need to be Freud
To see the things you’ve enjoyed
Everybody knows your gay
VERSE
Now in this day and age
It ain’t got no reason to be ashamed
Homosexuality’s all the rage
Politicians do it by rule
They’re teaching it in school
In the army it’s compulsory
And with a little vision
You could get yourself in prison
Or shipped off to a penal colony
CHORUS
To clear your mental block
You need a nice bit of cock
Everybody knows your gay
VERSE
If you try it I think you’ll find
That you like it from behind
‘Cmon on everybody likes a little anal
The few times you’ve been to bed
All your talk about is the head
They say that men give the best blowjobs
Oh sure women are nice
If you’re willing to pay the price
But you can’t beat the real thing
CHORUS
So say it out loud
Make your parents proud
Everybody knows your gay
VERSE
D
Son it’s time we talked about
A
Your need to come out
E A
Cos it’s already plain to see
It’s a poor attempt to hide
Your feminine side
When you try to walk like our lord John Wayne
And all this vocal gay bashing
Is your insides thrashing
It’s the squeaky wheel that wants to get greased
You’re working on your pecks
To take your mind of sex
You’re pumping iron when you’d rather be pumping ass
CHORUS
D
I’m hear to say boy
E
That it’s all ok
G
Everybody knows your gay
VERSE
You drink herbal tea
And you sit down to pee
Your style screams “I’m living in denial”
You’ve got better skin than your sister
And you’re cleaner than my mother
You’re good at cooking and you know how to bake
You love “Dawson’s Creek”
You’re a “Six Feet Under” freak
You’ve seen Broke Back Mountain 14 times
CHORUS
You don’t need to be Freud
To see the things you’ve enjoyed
Everybody knows your gay
VERSE
Now in this day and age
It ain’t got no reason to be ashamed
Homosexuality’s all the rage
Politicians do it by rule
They’re teaching it in school
In the army it’s compulsory
And with a little vision
You could get yourself in prison
Or shipped off to a penal colony
CHORUS
To clear your mental block
You need a nice bit of cock
Everybody knows your gay
VERSE
If you try it I think you’ll find
That you like it from behind
‘Cmon on everybody likes a little anal
The few times you’ve been to bed
All your talk about is the head
They say that men give the best blowjobs
Oh sure women are nice
If you’re willing to pay the price
But you can’t beat the real thing
CHORUS
So say it out loud
Make your parents proud
Everybody knows your gay
Viva la revolucion
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VERSE
C
Magpie in the sky
Am
Why can’t I?
F
Why can’t I?
Window to my soul
Such a little hole
A little hole
Running child never so free
To be so wild
To be a child
All the proof of waste that’s in my house
Evaporate
It’s not too late
CHORUS
C G F
I have waited with the patience of saint
C G F
For my enlightenment
C G F
When will my sun and standards come
C G F
My internal revolution
VERSE
Wild wind from the sea
Blow through me
Right through me
Anger in my heart
Though seas too part
A new start
All the worries that seal my fate
Mediate
Mediate
Gym card in my bag
I’ve been bad
I’ve been had
CHORUS
I’d have made so much with the patient of saints
More than those simple saints
Soon my rage and hunger will come
My internal revolution
VERSE
C
Magpie in the sky
Am
Why can’t I?
F
Why can’t I?
Window to my soul
Such a little hole
A little hole
Running child never so free
To be so wild
To be a child
All the proof of waste that’s in my house
Evaporate
It’s not too late
CHORUS
C G F
I have waited with the patience of saint
C G F
For my enlightenment
C G F
When will my sun and standards come
C G F
My internal revolution
VERSE
Wild wind from the sea
Blow through me
Right through me
Anger in my heart
Though seas too part
A new start
All the worries that seal my fate
Mediate
Mediate
Gym card in my bag
I’ve been bad
I’ve been had
CHORUS
I’d have made so much with the patient of saints
More than those simple saints
Soon my rage and hunger will come
My internal revolution
The art of conversation
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VERSE
D
It's come to my attention
C G
That you don't have much to say
You do your fair share of talking
But the words get in the way
Why start with the weather?
I've a window and an eye to see
From your glare I need sunglasses
Your splutters feel like rain on me
CHORUS
D G
The art of conversation
Em D/F# C
We'll cast on a critical eye
D G
The art of conversation
Em D/F# G
We'll further its further decline
VERSE
Where are you from? What are you doing here?
Where are you going to?
I made a T-shirt with answers
That wore out before it was due
You're getting your news from FAQs
I've lost the will to pretend
One man's pleasure is another man's pain
All good things must end
CHORUS
VERSE
When I talk you're not listening
Just waiting for your turn to speak
This exchange of information
Is a veil for discussing yourself
It's my fault for not knowing you
Will you fax over your CV?
When I've read it thoroughly
We can discuss you properly
SILENCE
If silence is olden I'm holding
The beautiful, beautiful golden
How do you do?
Fine 'til I met you
VERSE
D
It's come to my attention
C G
That you don't have much to say
You do your fair share of talking
But the words get in the way
Why start with the weather?
I've a window and an eye to see
From your glare I need sunglasses
Your splutters feel like rain on me
CHORUS
D G
The art of conversation
Em D/F# C
We'll cast on a critical eye
D G
The art of conversation
Em D/F# G
We'll further its further decline
VERSE
Where are you from? What are you doing here?
Where are you going to?
I made a T-shirt with answers
That wore out before it was due
You're getting your news from FAQs
I've lost the will to pretend
One man's pleasure is another man's pain
All good things must end
CHORUS
VERSE
When I talk you're not listening
Just waiting for your turn to speak
This exchange of information
Is a veil for discussing yourself
It's my fault for not knowing you
Will you fax over your CV?
When I've read it thoroughly
We can discuss you properly
SILENCE
If silence is olden I'm holding
The beautiful, beautiful golden
How do you do?
Fine 'til I met you
Song to Woody
C ; G
I feel like I’m lost miles from home
F ; G
Down a road where no wiser men have gone
C ; G
I’d entered the cinema with hopes running high
F ; G
Pushed by reviews that I now know are lies
Hey, hey Woody Allen I wrote you a song
A protest to arms at the thing that you done
What where you drinking? What on earth were you thinking?
Were you thinking at all?
For two hours we cringed at this thing on the screen
We stifled the yawns, bit back the screams
The script was a sham the acting was hammed
The casting was done by IKEA
Hey hey Woody Allen I beg you to stop
Think of your legacy and the great films ya got
‘Cause if I have another experience like that
I’m go to the bathroom and I ain’t comin back
And when I’m in hell, I can choose my prize
Ten minutes of Match Point or pull out my eyes
I’ll be reaching for the white-hot tongs
Hey, hey Woody Allen I wrote you a song
Please please please don’t go on
I feel like I’m lost miles from home
F ; G
Down a road where no wiser men have gone
C ; G
I’d entered the cinema with hopes running high
F ; G
Pushed by reviews that I now know are lies
Hey, hey Woody Allen I wrote you a song
A protest to arms at the thing that you done
What where you drinking? What on earth were you thinking?
Were you thinking at all?
For two hours we cringed at this thing on the screen
We stifled the yawns, bit back the screams
The script was a sham the acting was hammed
The casting was done by IKEA
Hey hey Woody Allen I beg you to stop
Think of your legacy and the great films ya got
‘Cause if I have another experience like that
I’m go to the bathroom and I ain’t comin back
And when I’m in hell, I can choose my prize
Ten minutes of Match Point or pull out my eyes
I’ll be reaching for the white-hot tongs
Hey, hey Woody Allen I wrote you a song
Please please please don’t go on
Nothing comes from everything
VERSE 1
Am
I could stop on this day
But I’d start again tomorrow
Em
I could learn on this day
But it’s so much time to sacrifice
Am
I could speak on this day
But I've nothing very nice to say
Em
And eventually
Am
Everything ends in the sea
BRIDGE (same chords)
Well I’ve marked every card
And got caught every hand
Risked all I have
And lost it far too many times
I drank every drink
And got drunk on regret
But forgot what I was looking for
On the bar room floor
CHORUS
C
To know that nothing comes from everything
G
There’s no point in doing anything
D
Is to know freedom
And all shit turns to dust or mud
Our efforts end regardless of
The weight we lay
In this futile game of lose and take
All we lose is all we make
Everybody sighs
Before they die
VERSE
I could write on this day
But what's out there can't be changed
I could dance on this day
But I have no joy to celebrate
I could love on this day
But I know it won't be returned to me
And eventually
Everything ends in the sea
BRIDGE
I've crossed every river
And I burnt every bridge
Broken every promise
And told every blatant lie
Hurt every friend
And cheated every trusting stranger
Then forgot what I was looking for
On the bar room floor
CHORUS
MIDDLE
Am C
There are many reasons
Em F
For standing still
And thinking of them
I do and I will
CHORUS
Am
I could stop on this day
But I’d start again tomorrow
Em
I could learn on this day
But it’s so much time to sacrifice
Am
I could speak on this day
But I've nothing very nice to say
Em
And eventually
Am
Everything ends in the sea
BRIDGE (same chords)
Well I’ve marked every card
And got caught every hand
Risked all I have
And lost it far too many times
I drank every drink
And got drunk on regret
But forgot what I was looking for
On the bar room floor
CHORUS
C
To know that nothing comes from everything
G
There’s no point in doing anything
D
Is to know freedom
And all shit turns to dust or mud
Our efforts end regardless of
The weight we lay
In this futile game of lose and take
All we lose is all we make
Everybody sighs
Before they die
VERSE
I could write on this day
But what's out there can't be changed
I could dance on this day
But I have no joy to celebrate
I could love on this day
But I know it won't be returned to me
And eventually
Everything ends in the sea
BRIDGE
I've crossed every river
And I burnt every bridge
Broken every promise
And told every blatant lie
Hurt every friend
And cheated every trusting stranger
Then forgot what I was looking for
On the bar room floor
CHORUS
MIDDLE
Am C
There are many reasons
Em F
For standing still
And thinking of them
I do and I will
CHORUS
Domestic bliss
VERSE 1
Em D
Mornings in a foreign home
C G
Sing to start the day
Em D
In a friend of friend's apartment
C G
While they're away
Domestic bliss
Don’t get better than this
None of the long lists
I’ve been meaning to do
I don’t look to alter
Nothing’s out of place
It’s an enforced holiday
For a mind like my mine
CHORUS 1
C
She makes a cup of coffee
Am G
With love and care
C
Then pours it for me
Am G
Warm and milky
She draws a picture of me
A likeness she says
I defensively cry
Big head big ideas, dear
Am G
Big head big ideas
VERSE 2
The arrangement of the furniture
The absence of TV
Sets our mind to thinking
Of how we should be
Reading their possessions
Imagining how they are
Two lives come together
What’s his and what’s hers?
His vinyl piles
And the books on birds
While the mural in the bathroom
Speaks a woman’s words
CHORUS
VERSE 3
Candles burnt down
We will replace
The gas from the long baths
We trust to the faith
That we will offer them our place
When they come to our town
And we will leave them alone
Let them snoop around
CHORUS
Em D
Mornings in a foreign home
C G
Sing to start the day
Em D
In a friend of friend's apartment
C G
While they're away
Domestic bliss
Don’t get better than this
None of the long lists
I’ve been meaning to do
I don’t look to alter
Nothing’s out of place
It’s an enforced holiday
For a mind like my mine
CHORUS 1
C
She makes a cup of coffee
Am G
With love and care
C
Then pours it for me
Am G
Warm and milky
She draws a picture of me
A likeness she says
I defensively cry
Big head big ideas, dear
Am G
Big head big ideas
VERSE 2
The arrangement of the furniture
The absence of TV
Sets our mind to thinking
Of how we should be
Reading their possessions
Imagining how they are
Two lives come together
What’s his and what’s hers?
His vinyl piles
And the books on birds
While the mural in the bathroom
Speaks a woman’s words
CHORUS
MIDDLE
Am
It’s easy to make friends
C
When you’ve a dog or a guitar
G
I prefer the latter
D
It can wait in cars
VERSE 3
Candles burnt down
We will replace
The gas from the long baths
We trust to the faith
That we will offer them our place
When they come to our town
And we will leave them alone
Let them snoop around
CHORUS
Mother feeder and the homecoming kid
VERSE 1
C
Youre looking so low without energy
Am
Not up and about like you used to be
G C
Its calories, youre burning up more than you get
Whatever you want Ill go and fetch you
Dont be moving round til youre feeling better
You would if I letchya, but a growing boys got to feed
Driving through town for the biggest deals
Pickin̢۪ up all of your favourite meals
Love on wheels, mama knows what you need
CHORUS
C Am
McDonalds will solve your problems
F G
Taco Bell will make it all ok
C Am
Kentucky Fried Chicken will give you what your missing
F G
Dominoes will take the pain away
VERSE 2
Start with fried breakfast and a bag of granola
Wash it down with Gatorade and Coca Cola
Food for the soul yeah, setting you up for the day
Then I take a break with the takeaways
Its gotta be fast with what the pension pays,
Whatd your Dad say? Gotta keep the hunger at bayâ€
Finish up the day with a nice surprise
The biggest burger in town with extra fries
Yeah well supersize, tomorrow's another busy day
CHORUS
LEAD BREAK
VERSE 3
You've got the easy life now no stressing for big scores
You never liked homework or doing those house chores
Now you'd pop all your bed sores, mama will put on the cream
It was a terrible day when she went off with your brother
A blow to your back but she didn't love ya
So you come home to mother, now I'm really all that you need
None of your so-called friends come to visit no more
I keep the phone of the hook, do not disturb on the door
Forget the damn whore, now it's just you and me
CHORUS x2
C
Youre looking so low without energy
Am
Not up and about like you used to be
G C
Its calories, youre burning up more than you get
Whatever you want Ill go and fetch you
Dont be moving round til youre feeling better
You would if I letchya, but a growing boys got to feed
Driving through town for the biggest deals
Pickin̢۪ up all of your favourite meals
Love on wheels, mama knows what you need
CHORUS
C Am
McDonalds will solve your problems
F G
Taco Bell will make it all ok
C Am
Kentucky Fried Chicken will give you what your missing
F G
Dominoes will take the pain away
VERSE 2
Start with fried breakfast and a bag of granola
Wash it down with Gatorade and Coca Cola
Food for the soul yeah, setting you up for the day
Then I take a break with the takeaways
Its gotta be fast with what the pension pays,
Whatd your Dad say? Gotta keep the hunger at bayâ€
Finish up the day with a nice surprise
The biggest burger in town with extra fries
Yeah well supersize, tomorrow's another busy day
CHORUS
LEAD BREAK
VERSE 3
You've got the easy life now no stressing for big scores
You never liked homework or doing those house chores
Now you'd pop all your bed sores, mama will put on the cream
It was a terrible day when she went off with your brother
A blow to your back but she didn't love ya
So you come home to mother, now I'm really all that you need
None of your so-called friends come to visit no more
I keep the phone of the hook, do not disturb on the door
Forget the damn whore, now it's just you and me
CHORUS x2
Rise of the renunciator
VERSE 1
C
I’ve got so much stuff
That I don’t want
Am
It’s destroying my life
I’m surrounded by junk
D
But I always need what I don’t have
G
And I’m buggered if I
Can throw them away
Some of it might something
Gonna put it on ebay
Got to arrange it nicely
Take a photo
But I can’t my camera
It’s in a draw somewhere
I need to sell stuff so I can find it
I don’t know how it started
I’ve had it since I was a kid
From stamp collections
To cigarette cards
Pretty bottles
To fossil shards
I even wrote down the number plates
Of the cars in our street
So I could spot them on the motorway
F
I never grew out of it like the other boys
G
I just moved on, to bigger toys
CHORUS
I’m a collector you see
Of objects and things
Things I don’t really need
Things that just slow me down
I’ve got to learn to say
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
Thanks for the offer
But I’ve already got another
Even though that one is a very nice color
(Maybe I could…)
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
When am I ever going to be able to stop?
Why do they always make it look so good in the shop?
VERSE 2
I just moved into a new flat
Took me 4 trips in a van
And I swore throughout the nightmare
I’d sort it out when I was there
But instead I just bought draws and cupboards
And doubled my problem
Now I can’t even get back to square one
It was lovely and spacious when I moved in
But I filled it with tables and chairs for dinner parties
Now there isn’t space to have many people over at all
There’s just too much furniture
F
I divide my time between the chairs
G
I’m trying to spread the wear
VERSE 3
I think I’ve found a solution
A really great idea
That will solve my problem forever
Get me out of here
I’m going to give it all away
Not have a home
Be a truly of me
I’ll spend my days on buses
Just riding around
Soaking up the atmosphere
Of this interesting town
I’ll flit from friend to friend
Commandering their couches
Until they want to watch TV
Then I wouldn’t be able
To have much stuff at all
Only what I could carry
Which isn’t much
Cos I’m not very strong
And I’d have a bad back from sleeping on couches
When I run out of friends
I’ll go the YMCA
I’ve heard that even the private suites
Are very very small
And I’d probably get robbed
Which would make decisions easier
Who knows
One day
I might just have
The clothes I’m wearing
CHORUS
Then it’s be easy to say
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
Don’t give it to me, I’ve nowhere to put it
I’ve no use for your materialistic society
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
I’d rather have the space
Than something, to put in its place
When I think of all I’ve spent
If I could cash it all back in
I’d be a rich man, and a happy man
And a man with space
All I want is space
Space
Space
Space my dear
My greatest fear
C
I’ve got so much stuff
That I don’t want
Am
It’s destroying my life
I’m surrounded by junk
D
But I always need what I don’t have
G
And I’m buggered if I
Can throw them away
Some of it might something
Gonna put it on ebay
Got to arrange it nicely
Take a photo
But I can’t my camera
It’s in a draw somewhere
I need to sell stuff so I can find it
I don’t know how it started
I’ve had it since I was a kid
From stamp collections
To cigarette cards
Pretty bottles
To fossil shards
I even wrote down the number plates
Of the cars in our street
So I could spot them on the motorway
F
I never grew out of it like the other boys
G
I just moved on, to bigger toys
CHORUS
I’m a collector you see
Of objects and things
Things I don’t really need
Things that just slow me down
I’ve got to learn to say
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
Thanks for the offer
But I’ve already got another
Even though that one is a very nice color
(Maybe I could…)
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
When am I ever going to be able to stop?
Why do they always make it look so good in the shop?
VERSE 2
I just moved into a new flat
Took me 4 trips in a van
And I swore throughout the nightmare
I’d sort it out when I was there
But instead I just bought draws and cupboards
And doubled my problem
Now I can’t even get back to square one
It was lovely and spacious when I moved in
But I filled it with tables and chairs for dinner parties
Now there isn’t space to have many people over at all
There’s just too much furniture
F
I divide my time between the chairs
G
I’m trying to spread the wear
VERSE 3
I think I’ve found a solution
A really great idea
That will solve my problem forever
Get me out of here
I’m going to give it all away
Not have a home
Be a truly of me
I’ll spend my days on buses
Just riding around
Soaking up the atmosphere
Of this interesting town
I’ll flit from friend to friend
Commandering their couches
Until they want to watch TV
Then I wouldn’t be able
To have much stuff at all
Only what I could carry
Which isn’t much
Cos I’m not very strong
And I’d have a bad back from sleeping on couches
When I run out of friends
I’ll go the YMCA
I’ve heard that even the private suites
Are very very small
And I’d probably get robbed
Which would make decisions easier
Who knows
One day
I might just have
The clothes I’m wearing
CHORUS
Then it’s be easy to say
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
Don’t give it to me, I’ve nowhere to put it
I’ve no use for your materialistic society
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
I’d rather have the space
Than something, to put in its place
When I think of all I’ve spent
If I could cash it all back in
I’d be a rich man, and a happy man
And a man with space
All I want is space
Space
Space
Space my dear
My greatest fear
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Sleep
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VERSE
D ;Bm7
I’ve been up for days
And I can’t feel my face
Everything hurts
I’m in so much pain
CHORUS
I only want to lie still
And never move again
Still I’m too tired to sleep
VERSE
There’s a spot on the wall
I haven’t noticed before
It’s in the shape of Australia
Where I’ll never go
CHORUS
Because I only want to lay here
And never move again
Because I’m too tired to sleep
SOLO
VERSE
Every book’s been read
All the hills have flags now
Everything’s been said
CHORUS
And I just want to lie here
And never move again
Because I’m too tired to sleep
I’m too tired to sleep
I’m too tired to sleep
I’m too tired to sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep
VERSE
D ;Bm7
I’ve been up for days
And I can’t feel my face
Everything hurts
I’m in so much pain
CHORUS
I only want to lie still
And never move again
Still I’m too tired to sleep
VERSE
There’s a spot on the wall
I haven’t noticed before
It’s in the shape of Australia
Where I’ll never go
CHORUS
Because I only want to lay here
And never move again
Because I’m too tired to sleep
SOLO
VERSE
Every book’s been read
All the hills have flags now
Everything’s been said
CHORUS
And I just want to lie here
And never move again
Because I’m too tired to sleep
I’m too tired to sleep
I’m too tired to sleep
I’m too tired to sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
Tell him if you see him tonight
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VERSE 1
C
Well it seems so long since I saw you last
C/F C
Even though I count the days
C
There's not much else to do here
C/B C
Nothing much has changed
C
Everything's just like you left it
C/F C
I haven't touched a thing
Am
I hope this letter finds you well
G
I miss you so much
CHORUS
C ; ; Am
Tell him if you see him tonight
F
Tell him that I'm alright
C
Everything's ok
VERSE 2
Please try to send the season's cards
They're when I miss you most
I hope you get our birthday cards
We always drink a toast
I know you're very busy
And it's hard to find the time
But a telephone call wouldn't take that long
And it would mean the world
CHORUS
Tell him if you see him tonight
Tell me that he's alright
That everything's ok
SOLO
VERSE 3
Darling I'm so proud of you
And everything you do
You give up so much
Spending so much time away
CHORUS
CHORUS
VERSE 1
C
Well it seems so long since I saw you last
C/F C
Even though I count the days
C
There's not much else to do here
C/B C
Nothing much has changed
C
Everything's just like you left it
C/F C
I haven't touched a thing
Am
I hope this letter finds you well
G
I miss you so much
CHORUS
C ; ; Am
Tell him if you see him tonight
F
Tell him that I'm alright
C
Everything's ok
VERSE 2
Please try to send the season's cards
They're when I miss you most
I hope you get our birthday cards
We always drink a toast
I know you're very busy
And it's hard to find the time
But a telephone call wouldn't take that long
And it would mean the world
CHORUS
Tell him if you see him tonight
Tell me that he's alright
That everything's ok
SOLO
VERSE 3
Darling I'm so proud of you
And everything you do
You give up so much
Spending so much time away
CHORUS
CHORUS
Every day's a joy
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VERSE 1:
F#m
My alarm clock is sweet music to my ears
A cold shower's the perfect way to start the day
Bm
The late train is a welcome surprise
C#m Bm F#m
Every day's a joy
The customers are my intellectual equal
My colleagues are also my best friends
My boss is the embodiment of love
Every day's a joy
E
That I'm employed
CHORUS:
A
But what really makes my day
C#m
Makes the hours melt away
D
Is the variety
E
The unpredictability
Living life with constant change
No two days are ever the same
Running free
On my own spontaneity
A C#m Bm
VERSE:
The coffee always tastes divine
Meetings are a productive use of my boundless time
The girl in accounts keeps noticing me
Every day's a joy
My salary is overly generous
The targets are to easily achieved
I get too many holidays a year
Every day's a joy
That I'm employed
CHORUS
MIDDLE:
Now what s hall I do in the evening
When the energy is coursing through my veins
Maybe I'll just watch a bit of TV
I really find is highly stimulates me
And I can always change the channel
CHORUS
VERSE 1:
F#m
My alarm clock is sweet music to my ears
A cold shower's the perfect way to start the day
Bm
The late train is a welcome surprise
C#m Bm F#m
Every day's a joy
The customers are my intellectual equal
My colleagues are also my best friends
My boss is the embodiment of love
Every day's a joy
E
That I'm employed
CHORUS:
A
But what really makes my day
C#m
Makes the hours melt away
D
Is the variety
E
The unpredictability
Living life with constant change
No two days are ever the same
Running free
On my own spontaneity
A C#m Bm
VERSE:
The coffee always tastes divine
Meetings are a productive use of my boundless time
The girl in accounts keeps noticing me
Every day's a joy
My salary is overly generous
The targets are to easily achieved
I get too many holidays a year
Every day's a joy
That I'm employed
CHORUS
MIDDLE:
Now what s hall I do in the evening
When the energy is coursing through my veins
Maybe I'll just watch a bit of TV
I really find is highly stimulates me
And I can always change the channel
CHORUS
I do for you
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G Em G Em G
VERSE 1:
Em
I was marching to the rhythm of the rhetoric
G
Before I even learned how to walk
Em
And I was reciting the rules of far superior fools
G
Since I was old enough to talk
CHORUS:
Em
And they always see the negative side
G
And they always seek to criticise
Em
Out of date, in a state, everything I love to hate
C/G D/A
Still all the things I do
G
I do them for you
VERSE 2:
I’ll do everything that I can do
To pay back the things that you’ve done for me
But my life is my life
And I’ll be making my mistakes for me
CHORUS
Don’t be always putting me down
And not always stirring the ground
Immature, insecure, I wondered what I bothered for,
Still all the things I do
I do them for you
OUTRO:
All the things I do, I do them for y
G Em G Em G
VERSE 1:
Em
I was marching to the rhythm of the rhetoric
G
Before I even learned how to walk
Em
And I was reciting the rules of far superior fools
G
Since I was old enough to talk
CHORUS:
Em
And they always see the negative side
G
And they always seek to criticise
Em
Out of date, in a state, everything I love to hate
C/G D/A
Still all the things I do
G
I do them for you
VERSE 2:
I’ll do everything that I can do
To pay back the things that you’ve done for me
But my life is my life
And I’ll be making my mistakes for me
CHORUS
Don’t be always putting me down
And not always stirring the ground
Immature, insecure, I wondered what I bothered for,
Still all the things I do
I do them for you
OUTRO:
All the things I do, I do them for y
Time to move on
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Key: A (Capo at 2nd fret)
VERSE:
G D G D
Going around in social circles
I recognise faces on the street
I know every corner of my apartment
Nothing feels new to me
CHORUS:
C G D
I’ve been living here for too long
It’s time that I was moving on
VERSE:
They’ll take a train to catch a plane
To start her life over again
While I know the view from every window
Nothing feels new to me
CHORUS:
And I’ve thought these thoughts before
I don’t want them anymore
MIDDLE:
F C G x 8
And when I get that burning fever down inside of me
And I get that boring, gnawing in my bones
I’ll get an American accent and all emotional
When I run out of clichés I know it’s time to go
It’s time to move on it’s time to move on it’s time to move on
It’s time to move on it’s time to move on it’s time to move on
Riding alone
Rolling the stone
D F C
G C x2
I went into a cafe for a coffee
Place I've been many times before
The waitress already knows my order
I have to walk out the door
Key: A (Capo at 2nd fret)
VERSE:
G D G D
Going around in social circles
I recognise faces on the street
I know every corner of my apartment
Nothing feels new to me
CHORUS:
C G D
I’ve been living here for too long
It’s time that I was moving on
VERSE:
They’ll take a train to catch a plane
To start her life over again
While I know the view from every window
Nothing feels new to me
CHORUS:
And I’ve thought these thoughts before
I don’t want them anymore
MIDDLE:
F C G x 8
And when I get that burning fever down inside of me
And I get that boring, gnawing in my bones
I’ll get an American accent and all emotional
When I run out of clichés I know it’s time to go
It’s time to move on it’s time to move on it’s time to move on
It’s time to move on it’s time to move on it’s time to move on
Riding alone
Rolling the stone
D F C
G C x2
I went into a cafe for a coffee
Place I've been many times before
The waitress already knows my order
I have to walk out the door
Practical man
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VERSE:
Bm
I wish that I was out at sea, on a boat – only me
Bm7
Waves crashin’ all around, drowning every sound
I wish that I was up in space, preserving the human race
With acts of depravity, that you can’t do in gravity
F#
But they’d never pick me
E
I’m just too repressed you see
CHORUS:
G
Always standing on the land
A
With my head down in my hands
D ; E
I’m a practical man
G
Never staying out late at night
A
Never getting in a fight
D ; E
I’m a practical man
G ;F#
A boring man, all I am
VERSE:
I wish that I could drift on drugs
Or find myself in a whiskey jug
I’d lie on the floor of my flat for days
In an alcoholic haze
I wish that I could take a trip
Down into my sub consciousness
I’d take a torch, follow the chains
Shine a light on the things that hold me down
Take a real good look around
CHORUS
D ;E
Practical man X2
G F# B
VERSE:
Bm
I wish that I was out at sea, on a boat – only me
Bm7
Waves crashin’ all around, drowning every sound
I wish that I was up in space, preserving the human race
With acts of depravity, that you can’t do in gravity
F#
But they’d never pick me
E
I’m just too repressed you see
CHORUS:
G
Always standing on the land
A
With my head down in my hands
D ; E
I’m a practical man
G
Never staying out late at night
A
Never getting in a fight
D ; E
I’m a practical man
G ;F#
A boring man, all I am
VERSE:
I wish that I could drift on drugs
Or find myself in a whiskey jug
I’d lie on the floor of my flat for days
In an alcoholic haze
I wish that I could take a trip
Down into my sub consciousness
I’d take a torch, follow the chains
Shine a light on the things that hold me down
Take a real good look around
CHORUS
D ;E
Practical man X2
G F# B
City life
CITY LIFE
By Jack Stafford
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A# Dm D# F
First day in the city and the country boy’s ready to play
It’s a blur of funny flashing faces and he knows he’s gonna stay
Running around with the energy that you only have when you’re young
And he’s smiled at by the older hands too aware of what he’ll become
After all day in the office it’s all night in the bar
And after 10 pints of lager his boss says son your going to go far, would you like a car? He says “Man I love city life”
“I love the hassle of the hustle and the bustle everyday
Survival of the fittest, natural selection that’s the way
Man life is short but days are long and waste is my only dread
Got to live for the moment they’ll be quiet times ahead
I can sleep when I’m dead” Man he loves his city life
10 years on and most have gone but our boy’s hanging in
The work is taking over, it’s a competition he has to win
Spends all his time earning money that he’ll spend on buying back time
But barely has the sense to save for an annual escape
A specialised professional he delegates his life
A nanny for the children, a gardener for the wife, his trouble and strife, Living out his vicarious life.
Among so many yet so few he counts as friends
The more he meets the less he greets and so the spiral descends
He’s moved out of the city and only comes in to trade his stock
Commutes in a compartment to his cubicle in a block
His day is watching numbers on a blindly blinking screen
Then he comes home to another and a night of TV dreams, and a wife that screams “You only love your city life”
Finally the city’s spat him out a humble 65,
Exhausted he just sits at home as a man he doesn’t recognise,
I stopped him in the street one day and I asked him what he’d done
He said “I lived fast and I lived it young and I had a lot of fun
I bought and sold a lot of things, and I stood pretty tall
But if you measure a man by what he leaves behind then it’s hard to tell that I was here at all, “But son I loved a city life”
Man that city life, man that city life, man that city life took it’s toll x2
By Jack Stafford
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A# Dm D# F
First day in the city and the country boy’s ready to play
It’s a blur of funny flashing faces and he knows he’s gonna stay
Running around with the energy that you only have when you’re young
And he’s smiled at by the older hands too aware of what he’ll become
After all day in the office it’s all night in the bar
And after 10 pints of lager his boss says son your going to go far, would you like a car? He says “Man I love city life”
“I love the hassle of the hustle and the bustle everyday
Survival of the fittest, natural selection that’s the way
Man life is short but days are long and waste is my only dread
Got to live for the moment they’ll be quiet times ahead
I can sleep when I’m dead” Man he loves his city life
10 years on and most have gone but our boy’s hanging in
The work is taking over, it’s a competition he has to win
Spends all his time earning money that he’ll spend on buying back time
But barely has the sense to save for an annual escape
A specialised professional he delegates his life
A nanny for the children, a gardener for the wife, his trouble and strife, Living out his vicarious life.
Among so many yet so few he counts as friends
The more he meets the less he greets and so the spiral descends
He’s moved out of the city and only comes in to trade his stock
Commutes in a compartment to his cubicle in a block
His day is watching numbers on a blindly blinking screen
Then he comes home to another and a night of TV dreams, and a wife that screams “You only love your city life”
Finally the city’s spat him out a humble 65,
Exhausted he just sits at home as a man he doesn’t recognise,
I stopped him in the street one day and I asked him what he’d done
He said “I lived fast and I lived it young and I had a lot of fun
I bought and sold a lot of things, and I stood pretty tall
But if you measure a man by what he leaves behind then it’s hard to tell that I was here at all, “But son I loved a city life”
Man that city life, man that city life, man that city life took it’s toll x2
Saturday, 19 January 2008
Denim Hell
DENIM HELL
By Jack Stafford
VERSE 1:
Am Am/E
Welcome to my world of pain
Am/F#
Where everybody shops at the same store
B7
I don’t think I can take anymore
VERSE 2:
I may be strutting down the street unfurled
But I’m still trapped in the material world with you
Hell isn’t red it’s blue
CHORUS:
C
I’m dying in a denim hell
G
At the hands of the fashion cartel
F G
Smothered by denim drones and identical clones
VERSE 2:
They are the norm
But I don’t need to conform
I won’t wear a uniform, it’s war
I’m taking on the denim corp.
CHORUS
MIDDLE:
Am F Em
I want to set fire to the fabric of society
Burn through to see some individuality
C
Mothers daughters fathers sons
G
Wearing denim everyone…
CHORUS
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
PDD
The problems of parenting in a lazy, fast food culture.
PDD
By Jack Stafford
VERSE 1
G D C G
I hear you’ve got a kid, wild and free
Em C D G
And you don’t know, what it could be
He’s wrecking your house, destroying your home
Can’t be left for two minutes alone
Just when you’re on the edge of insanity
You discover the term ADD
Now you can give him plenty of treats
Chocolate, cookies, crisps and sweets
Drive him to school, never walk anywhere
Don’t let him play outside
When he’s hyper with pent-up energy
Get him tested for ADD
Make all his food tasty and colorful
Sugary drinks and ice cream by the tub-full
Everything’s processed, nothing’s fresh
Minimal vegetable, plenty of flesh
Then when he’s at Grandma’s and won’t sit down for tea
Blame it on the ADD
Let him stay up late every night
Get up in the morning whenever he likes
Indulge his rugged rebellious streak
Give him a new toy every week
When people say he’s spoilt
Whisper to friends that it’s ADD
MIDDLE
C
Fill him with fear of the stranger danger
The candymen that don’t need the dark
Keep him off the streets he could get by a car
And away from the syringes in the park
Give him all the freedom in the world, as long as he’s inside
VERSE 2
Let him spend days in combat game sessions
Sign him up for karate lessons
Build up his collection of ninja toys
Stick him in daycare with bigger boys
Then when he makes his sister bleed
Spank him for his ADD
Keep him quiet with animation
If he’s causes ttouble he goes in isolation
Don’t bother to plead to get him to read
Talk to the kid like a kid
When he can’t master his ABC
It’s another symptom of ADD
Give him 300 channels and a remote control
40 games for his portable console
20 cereals and 30 shoes
Kill his attention span and ability to choose
So if he doesn’t win the spelling bee
He’ll be able to say it’s his ADD
Memorize the symptoms on Wikipedia
Spout all the stats you heard in the media
Blame the teachers and his education
Sedate him with Ritalin medication
While you at it get something for your anxiety
Float away together on ADD
When he’s older and wiser and his life is a mess
Can’t cope with working or get any success
He’ll remember the snacks of his infancy
All the sugar you ate in pregnancy
When he accuses you of parental deficiency
Plead the 5th and ADD
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