Thursday, 10 June 2010

Beautiful girl (if you shaved your moustache)

VERSE
D
You're really quite pretty
G                                       A
You've got a wonderful sense of humour

You seem very intelligent
You're almost perfect in many ways

But you're doing some dumb things
Which are really holding you back

CHORUS
D
If you shaved
A
And lost a bit of weight
G                                    A
You'd be the prettiest girl in the state

VERSE
Sure you've got good with the makeup
And you do your hair really nice

But you know you're just moving
Leftovers round the plate

You need to cut to the source
Cut down what goes in your mouth

CHORUS

VERS
And if you eat a little healthier
You'd save a lot of money

You wouldn't need the spot cream
Or the shampoo for your scalp

The pills that you're popping
Would be unnecessary

CHORUS

MIDDLE
G                   A
It's so sad to see
Your talents being hidden from view

VERSE
And what's with the moustache?
Has anybody told you it looks good?

Not even in the right light
Would I say that it looks cool

You're thinking of dying it
It's not the colour that's the problem

CHORUS

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

The Foundation

VERSE
C
I wasn't expecting
Am
Such a wonderful night
C
I'm overcome by you
G
You've been a delight

There's so much to remember
About you
And the thing that we have
Just been through

CHORUS
F
But you'd be a little clearer in my
G
Memory
F                              G
If you walk over to me
              C
And buy a CD
G  C

VERSE 2
The color of your eyes
The way you wore your hair
Your special smell
Your quiet stare

Yes the way you undressed me with those
Bedroom eyes
It's just a shame the room is
Mostly guys

This is an audience
That knows what's funny
I just hope you bought
Plenty of money

I'll even sign yours
To show I care
But it's worth more without
Those ones are rare

CHORUS
The only way that I could be
More happy
Is if you walk over to me
And buy a CD

VERSE 3
If you don't want the clutter
Just make a donation
I am after all a
Charitable foundation

There is no middle man
It goes straight to me
And I won't spend it on drinks
I get them for free

I don't have possessions
All the money goes
On making albums and
Getting me to shows

CHORUS
So if you can help me on
To my next destination
Well then please.... make a donation

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Anglo-Saxon attitude

VERSE
C
It's a maddening, childish, joke
Em
How you float through life on a wave

I find you so infuriating
With that stupid ever-present grin

The cards always falling your way
                                         Am
It can't always be your lucky day

BRIDGE
                                       F
Doesn’t it strike you as strange
                                                     C
That you’re happy when we’re all in pain
                                                    F
I want to wipe that smile of your face
                                                 G
You need to be shown your place

CHORUS
C
I want you to fail
G
I've been praying so hard
F
Only with your demise, will my spirits rise
G
I long for you to lose

I want you to fall / I want to see a tear
Flat on your face / Roll down your face
If I had one wish, it would be this
Failure for you

VERSE
It would mean so much to me
More than I'd let you know

Your wild and careless air
Is too much for me to bare

It goes against the world that we live in
It’s not a good beginning

BRIDGE
You need to see that life is hard
That happiness is just a fa├žade
Imagine if we all acted so free
What would happen to society?

CHORUS

MIDDLE
F                                                                         Am
You can't just go through life letting nothing get to you
People will think you’re looking down on them
F
You’ve got an attitude
G
You’re riding for a fall

CHORUS

Friday, 4 June 2010

The girl with the perfect posture

VERSE
F#
Some men like big girls, some like 'em small
F#
Some men like the short ones, others like 'em tall
B
Some are into bottoms, others into breasts
F#
But she's got something that's by far the best

BRIDGE
D#
She's so fine
B
Make her mine
F#
It's her spine

CHORUS
B
I'm in love with her perfect posture
E
She's like a ray in a darkened night
B
And you know that I want to get with her
E
It's so sexy how she stands up so straight

I'm in love with her perfect posture
It's like she's powered by some strength inside
That's the reason that a girl was made for
That's a back that I want to ride
D#

VERSE
While other girls cower and other girls bow
With rounded backs and heads bent low
She's like a beacon standing tall in the night
A burning example of how it's done right

BRIDGE

CHORUS

MIDDLE
I've tried to emulate but it might be too late
My shoulders are rounded, my back isn't straight
It might just be that she's out of my reach
But I'm ready to learn if she's willing to teach

BRIDGE
The way she stands
It's so grand
Please command