Monday 20 June 2016

Do I need a dehydrator?

Do I need a dehydrator?
It's been playing on my mind
All that summer foods
Could last all year long

Do I need a dehydrator?
Can I buy it later?
Would my life be 
that much greater?

It's the flavour thrill
Vs my electricity bill

With a dehydrator
Preserving my food
Lifting my mood
With the taste of strawberry in the middle of winter

But do I need a dehydrator?
Would I really use her
Or would it sit next to my juicer
And get dusty

Do I need a dehydrator?
It sounds like such a great idea
But obviously my fear, is I use it once a year
And the rest of the time it stares at me

Would I hate my dehydrator?
Or take hours to prepare
And a long time to clean

Would it get stuck in my chest
And be difficult to digest

Friday 12 February 2016

You're so vain

Your facebook profile picture
Is changing every day
You're always posing your eyes half closing
What is it you're trying to say?

BRIDGE
You're posting selfies all the time
It seems like nothing else
And in the morning refresh to see the likes
Refresh to see the likes, and

CHORUS
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

VERSE
I'm tired of hanging around with you
You only stare down at your phone
Changing your status or posting your face up
Why don't you stay at home?

BRIDGE
You've got over 1000 friends
But none of them are here
Neither are you, refresh to see the likes,
Refresh to see the likes

CHORUS x2

MIDDLE
Can you go for half an hour without a look?
Checking on the pictures in your ego book
What is it you're hoping to find down there?
Peace of mind or happiness

BRIDGE
You've got over 1000 friends
But none of them are real
Neither are you, refresh to see the likes,
Refresh to see the likes

CHORUS x2