We're all screwed

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G                          D        G

We're all completely screwed
                                   D

Yes we're all completely screwed
G

We're all going to die in a preventable way

C
And suffer every single step of the way

D
We're all completely screwed

VERSE
G
Well our dominant dosha makes life tough
C
And our perverse love for like makes it even more rough
D
But what about the fact that our family's the same dosha?

So those poor old Kapha girls and boys
Get a slow start in life with sedentary toys
And get fed comfort food on a daily basis

While the Pitta kids get a pushy mum
Who wants top grades and every trophy won
Whatever you've done will never ever be good enough

CHORUS

We're all completely screwed

We're all completely screwed

We're all going to die in a forseeable way

And suffer every single step of the way

We're all completely screwed

VERSE
G

So we're crazy

Our families crazy

We're doomed to a crazy life
C

So who do we pick for a husband or wife?

D
Well, somebody who's our kinda crazy

So Kapha wants some company at home
Pitta wants someone with a real backbone
And Vata, what about poor old Vata

A Vata woman who wants a life that's full

Goes for a butterfly instead of a bull

Gets a guy who can't finish anything he starts

And Vata gets what Vata gives
Vata lovers have Vata kids

Soon there's Vata blowing up your home

CHORUS

We're all completely screwed

All our lives are utterly doomed

The only perverted pleasure in the plays

Is that everyone can die in their own special way

We're all completely screwed

MIDDLE
Acoustic D - C - G x4

VERSE
Part 3
Friends
Colleagues
All the other people you choose to be around
Like animals, we move in a pack

Now Pitta wants a high pressure career
They gotta lot to prove, it's failure they fear
Choose competitive or subservient friends
That pay dividends

Statistically obesity is contagious
If you have fat friends
You're 57% more likely to be fat
So Kapha folks beware
Don't go there

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