Wifi?

VERSE

C

I've searched this whole city

Em

I've wandered all day

F                          G

On a mission to connect to the world

For signals in cafes

And bars in bars

I walked with my laptop held high

Please here the question I cry

CHORUS

C

Do you have wifi?

Am

Please be a nice guy

F

Give me the password

G

I must get online

VERSE

My temper is frayed

My nerves are rubbed raw

I haven't been online in days

All the signals are blocked

And security blocked

Do they think that I'm going to steal it?

My status is old

My blogs out of date

My twitter will whither and die

Please hear the question I cry

CHORUS

OUTRO

Am   Em

At last, in a small cafe

Am                       Em

A quiet little place, hidden away

F

You wouldn't think it from looking

G

But they have it, at last

C

I'm online (Oh God! I can't believe it!)

Am

I'm online (Hallelujah)

F

I'm online (Praise jesus)

G

I'm online (Come on everybody)

I'm online (This is too good to be true)

I'm online (In accepting this award I want to thank...)

I'm online (I'm over the moon!)

I'm online (I'm online)

I'm online (Hello friends)

I'm online (Hello Mother, Hello Father)

I'm online (You thought I'd died)

I'm online (But I'm alive)

And on-line!!!!!!!!!!