VERSE
D
You're really quite pretty
G A
You've got a wonderful sense of humour
You seem very intelligent
You're almost perfect in many ways
But you're doing some dumb things
Which are really holding you back
CHORUS
D
If you shaved
A
And lost a bit of weight
G A
You'd be the prettiest girl in the state
VERSE
Sure you've got good with the makeup
And you do your hair really nice
But you know you're just moving
Leftovers round the plate
You need to cut to the source
Cut down what goes in your mouth
CHORUS
VERS
And if you eat a little healthier
You'd save a lot of money
You wouldn't need the spot cream
Or the shampoo for your scalp
The pills that you're popping
Would be unnecessary
CHORUS
MIDDLE
G A
It's so sad to see
Your talents being hidden from view
VERSE
And what's with the moustache?
Has anybody told you it looks good?
Not even in the right light
Would I say that it looks cool
You're thinking of dying it
It's not the colour that's the problem
CHORUS
Thursday, 10 June 2010
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
The Foundation
VERSE
C
I wasn't expecting
Am
Such a wonderful night
C
I'm overcome by you
G
You've been a delight
There's so much to remember
About you
And the thing that we have
Just been through
CHORUS
F
C
And buy a CD
G C
VERSE 2
The color of your eyes
The way you wore your hair
Your special smell
Your quiet stare
Yes the way you undressed me with those
Bedroom eyes
It's just a shame the room is
Mostly guys
This is an audience
That knows what's funny
I just hope you bought
Plenty of money
I'll even sign yours
To show I care
But it's worth more without
Those ones are rare
CHORUS
The only way that I could be
Just make a donation
I am after all a
Charitable foundation
There is no middle man
It goes straight to me
And I won't spend it on drinks
I get them for free
I don't have possessions
All the money goes
On making albums and
Getting me to shows
CHORUS
So if you can help me on
To my next destination
Well then please.... make a donation
C
I wasn't expecting
Am
Such a wonderful night
C
I'm overcome by you
G
You've been a delight
There's so much to remember
About you
And the thing that we have
Just been through
CHORUS
F
But you'd be a little clearer in my
G
Memory
Memory
F G
If you walk over to me
If you walk over to me
And buy a CD
G C
VERSE 2
The color of your eyes
The way you wore your hair
Your special smell
Your quiet stare
Yes the way you undressed me with those
Bedroom eyes
It's just a shame the room is
Mostly guys
This is an audience
That knows what's funny
I just hope you bought
Plenty of money
I'll even sign yours
To show I care
But it's worth more without
Those ones are rare
CHORUS
The only way that I could be
More happy
Is if you walk over to me
And buy a CD
VERSE 3
If you don't want the clutterJust make a donation
I am after all a
Charitable foundation
There is no middle man
It goes straight to me
And I won't spend it on drinks
I get them for free
I don't have possessions
All the money goes
On making albums and
Getting me to shows
CHORUS
So if you can help me on
To my next destination
Well then please.... make a donation
Tuesday, 8 June 2010
Anglo-Saxon attitude
VERSE
C
It's a maddening, childish, joke
Em
How you float through life on a wave
I find you so infuriating
With that stupid ever-present grin
The cards always falling your way
Am
It can't always be your lucky day
BRIDGE
F
Doesn’t it strike you as strange
C
That you’re happy when we’re all in pain
F
I want to wipe that smile of your face
G
You need to be shown your place
CHORUS
C
I want you to fail
G
I've been praying so hard
F
Only with your demise, will my spirits rise
G
I long for you to lose
I want you to fall / I want to see a tear
Flat on your face / Roll down your face
If I had one wish, it would be this
Failure for you
VERSE
It would mean so much to me
More than I'd let you know
Your wild and careless air
Is too much for me to bare
It goes against the world that we live in
It’s not a good beginning
BRIDGE
You need to see that life is hard
That happiness is just a façade
Imagine if we all acted so free
What would happen to society?
CHORUS
MIDDLE
F Am
You can't just go through life letting nothing get to you
People will think you’re looking down on them
F
You’ve got an attitude
G
You’re riding for a fall
CHORUS
Friday, 4 June 2010
The girl with the perfect posture
VERSE
F#
Some men like big girls, some like 'em small
F#
Some men like short ones, others like 'em tall
B
Some are into bottoms, others into breasts
F#
But she's got something that's by far the best
BRIDGE
C#
She's so fine
B
Make her mine
F#
It's her spine
CHORUS
B
I'm in love with her perfect posture
E
She's like a ray in a darkened night
B
And you know that I want to get with her
E
It's so sexy how she stands up so straight
I'm in love with her perfect posture
It's like she's powered by some strength inside
That's the reason a girl was made for
That's a back that I want to ride
VERSE
While other girls cower and other girls bow
With rounded backs and heads bent low
She's like a beacon tall in the night
A bright example of how it's done right
BRIDGE
CHORUS
F#
Some men like big girls, some like 'em small
F#
Some men like short ones, others like 'em tall
B
Some are into bottoms, others into breasts
F#
But she's got something that's by far the best
BRIDGE
C#
She's so fine
B
Make her mine
F#
It's her spine
CHORUS
B
I'm in love with her perfect posture
E
She's like a ray in a darkened night
B
And you know that I want to get with her
E
It's so sexy how she stands up so straight
I'm in love with her perfect posture
It's like she's powered by some strength inside
That's the reason a girl was made for
That's a back that I want to ride
VERSE
While other girls cower and other girls bow
With rounded backs and heads bent low
She's like a beacon tall in the night
A bright example of how it's done right
BRIDGE
CHORUS
SOLO
VERSE
I've tried to emulate but it might be too late
I've rounded shoulders, my back isn't straight
I know that she is out of my reach
But I want to learn if she's willing to teach
BRIDGE
The way she stands
It's so grand
Please command
VERSE
I've tried to emulate but it might be too late
I've rounded shoulders, my back isn't straight
I know that she is out of my reach
But I want to learn if she's willing to teach
BRIDGE
The way she stands
It's so grand
Please command
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