The Ghost of Paul Nelson

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It started as a rumour

A whisper went around

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Then sightings started happening

All over town

In his favourite haunts

Objects were there to find

Ash of Sherman Cigarillos

And some post-its left behind

And---

CHORUS

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Two cokes to toast

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The ghost of Paul Nelson

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It was seen wandering on Fenchaw

And the record store on Vine

It ran the New York Marathon

In record-breaking time

At Jackson Hole his table

There was a burger floating there

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In the old video store

It was unpacking DVDs

Except now the shop sells lingerie

The manager was peeved

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And spilt---

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It was caught smoking in the Brazen Head

And an old lady screamed

And now it's stopping traffic

So the mayor has intervened

Friends gathered for the seance

It's exorcising time

Clint he took a whisky

Bobby wanted wine

And---

CHORUS