Friday, 30 October 2020

Desolenator

VERSE
C                                            F                   C
Water water everywhere but most not fit to drink
C                                                              F                      C
When most of the world is covered by water, d'ya ever stop to think?
Am   G    F        C                Am                 G        F
By 2030 half of humanity will struggle for a water source
C                                                   F                       C
Ironic that rising sea levels will only make it worse
G
Think  

CHORUS
                         F
Desolenator everyone
                                       C
All you need is sea and sun
                       F
Desolenator purifies
                                       C
A sustainable water supply
G

VERSE
Poor people are walking miles every single day
For a few litres of stagnant water, disease and dysentery
Or living at the mercy of the tanker man, but change their lives we can
By purifying local water the power's in their hands
Think

CHORUS

(INSTRUMENTAL) 

CHORUS







MIDDLE (Same chords as middle part of Verse)
You want water that's pure and clean, so you buy it in bottles
But it's absorbed the biphenyls and other cruel potentials
G

VERSE
You pay more for bottled water, and so does the earth
10 million joules of fossil fuels go into every litre
Compare this to your tap water that's 2000 times cheaper
Are you one of the enlightened one, who know the price is steeper?
Think

Wednesday, 28 October 2020

Hook Point

VERSE 
G                             Em                       C                G
In our three-second world, people are scrolling so fast 
G                       Em                       C                D
I had your attention but in a moment it passed 

Most people's ads aren’t clever and their message gets lost 
Connect with your audience to get yours across

CHORUS
                                      C                 
That's why you need a hook point
                               D
A headline like a setpoint
                                   C                        D
That reaches out and pulls your reader in

Gotta have a hook point
Or you'll only disappoint
Yourself and your viewers and your friends

VERSE
We're seeing thousands of messages every hour of every day
But stand out with a twist by changing just a small way

Like the writer who added four words to an old beggar's sign:
G       C               Em     G
"It is spring but - I am blind"

CHORUS
That's why you need a hook point
A headline like a setpoint
That reaches out and pulls your reader in

Gotta have a hook point
Or you'll only disappoint
Yourself and your viewers and your friends

MIDDLE 
Am
With an image or an insight
G
An idea or some text
F
With added personality
Em
To grab their interest

Mock it up and test it
Try to find the best bit
Simplify the concept
Til you find what really works

MIDDLE

CHORUS
Got a hook point
A headline like a setpoint
That reaches out and pulls your reader in

Gotta have a hook point
Or you'll only disappoint
Yourself and your viewers and your friends
OUTRO [Strummed once]
G                             Em                       C                G
In our three-second world, people are scrolling so fast 
Em           C                      D        G
I had your attention but it didn't last

Wednesday, 14 October 2020

One Free Miracle

68 BPM

VERSE
C                                                             Em
Centuries of science, have given us the answers
We know matter's unconscious
We can show evolution's purposeless
C                          D
The only reality's material reality

There's just one part that's hazy, that bit at the beginning
How all mass and energy, came into being
And the laws that govern all of existence
Appeared at once, in a single instant, from nothing...
We just need

CHORUS
 G     F#      Em                                 
One free miracle
      C                    D
The B part of the Bang
Give us this one free miracle
For our theories to hang
Only this one free miracle
We can explain the rest
We need just one free miracle
All else we can test

VERSE
We're all on the same page, from Dawkin to Hawking
Intellectual phase-locking 
Fundamental constants, must never change
We average results out so they stay the same

Ditto to the dark stuff, we add and subtract
"Conservation of energy" must remain intact
Science is settled, without an almighty
So now we restrict, the areas of enquiry
To the details

CHORUS

MIDDLE
Am                     G
Nature is mechanistic
F                                              C
Unexplained phenomenons are illusory

Get it through your head - your mind's in your body
Biological inheritance is only through your genes
  
[Instrumental chords as Middle]

CHORUS

Sunday, 11 October 2020

Norway and Saudi Arabia

58BPM

CHORUS
A#                      Gm                 D#                    A#
Norway and Saudi Arabia both won the lottery
With one lucky strike they were lifted up, out of poverty

VERSE
Gm                        D#
One said whoa! Come on let’s go
Gm                                    F
This is our chance we’re going to take it

Built cities out of sand, turn the seas into the land
This is how we’re going to make it

And we’ll live it up fast, while the good times last
No one's going to stop me baby

F

CHORUS

VERSE
The other said no, put it away
Save it up for a rainy day

Keep the day job, put it in savings
Don't give in to carnal cravings

Cos you never know, and history shows
Sometimes it's best not to grow

CHORUS [INSTRUMENTAL]

OUTRO
A#
Bright nights
F
Big city lights
D#
Or the countryside
F
And the quiet life

Fast living
Or selfless giving
Different ends
From the same beginnings

Tuesday, 6 October 2020

Arab Tyrant Manual

VERSE
F
At midnight now I'm making this speech
About this crazy situation and decisions I've reached
Bf                                                   F
Cos I'm the man... to take things in hand

It's terrorists and feudalists causing all this
It's a trial for survival 'gainst separatists
And their sympathisers... they want to divide us

Have you seen the demonstrations in support of me?
These people see through the conspiracies
Run by foreign agencies... who started the prison fires

CHORUS
C                          Bf
Cos I remain defiant
                              F
They call me a tyrant

VERSE
You know the media's deceiving ya distorting truth
Left-wing anarchists excite youth
So I'm closing 'em down... and the social networks

Listen to the Minister of Information
He's got a grasp of the situation
And about the Minister of Defence? ... well he over-reacted

From days to nights, to wrongs to rights
Increase for peace plain-clothed police
And prisoners.... we had to release

CHORUS

MIDDLE
C
It's just a handful of people, plotting against me
Bf
The majority agree I bring stability

I beseech the protesters, put away your knives 
Think of ordinary people, you're disrupting their lives

See hardship and out of control conditions
Like the fire in prison that killed opposition

And have you forgotten so quickly 'bout the last revolution?
How I came through with a coup and cleansing executions

I'm sorry if I'm get emotional but it's just so hard
Cos I served so long, standing guard... alone

VERSE
I'd no idea how bad things were I'm sorry... OK?
I'm making reforms that will blow you away
I have the perfect solution... it's going back to constitution

Elections are coming so hold your desire
I am not running, I'm about to retire
And I.... only served out of love

Sit down, relax, watch pretty parade
Of military might and many weapons I've saved
They are ready... are you ready?

CHORUS

OUTRO
So go on home peacefully, back to bed
Take thoughts of revolution out of your head
Oh and one thing... before I forget
Switch off the internet


Saturday, 3 October 2020

The Mother Earth

 Capo 5th


VERSE
C                                                      F
Some thoughts depress you - like what you had and lost
C                                                      F
Like we ever really possess anything - and even know who we are

BRIDGE
Am                                                                 C
Think of your ancestors do you even know their names?
Am                                                                 C
They've been blown away and are floating with the stars

CHORUS
F                                           G                               C
We are all specks of dust, here upon the Mother Earth
F                                           G                               C
We owe her all of our love. Blessed is the Mother Earth

VERSE
Think of everyone through history - everyone whoever was
And of the lives they lived and what they did - how little we know of

BRIDGE
They lived their every moment in this tiny place
And in the universe they left no trace

CHORUS

MIDDLE
Am
Rivers of blood spilt in triumph
C
To claim one piece or own one corner
F
Endless cruelties visited out
G
To move about imagined borders

CHORUS
How many have died? Fighting for the Mother Earth

BRIDGE
Every creator, every destroyer of civilisations
Every hero, every coward, every king

CHORUS
They owe all of their lives, to the sacred Mother Earth

BRIDGE
Every saint, every sinner, every son
Every inventor, every explorer, everyone

CHORUS
In the history of our species, crawled around the Mother Earth
Yes they lived out their lives, here upon the Mother Earth


LYRICS:
Some thoughts depress you - like what you had and lost
Like we ever really possess anything - and even know who we are

Think of your ancestors do you even know their names?
They've been blown away and are floating with the stars

We are all specks of dust, here upon the Mother Earth
We owe her all of our love. Blessed is the Mother Earth

Think of everyone through history - everyone whoever was
And of the lives they lived and what they did - how little we know of

They lived their every moment in this tiny place
And in the universe they left no trace

We are all specks of dust, here upon the Mother Earth
We owe her all of our love. Blessed is the Mother Earth

Rivers of blood spilt in triumph
To claim one piece or own one corner
Endless cruelties visited out
To move about imagined borders

How many have died? Fighting for the Mother Earth

Every creator, every destroyer of civilisations
Every hero, every coward, every king

They owe all of their lives, to the sacred Mother Earth

Every saint, every sinner, every son
Every inventor, every explorer, everyone

In the history of our species, crawled around the Mother Earth
Yes they lived out their lives, here upon the Mother Earth

Friday, 2 October 2020

Zoom Gloom

VERSE
F
Wall to wall meetings today
C
Hardly breaks, no time to play
Bf
Double the work, without the breaks
C
All over my body aches

Just cos I'm home doesn't mean I'm free
I'm working flat out virtually
That's not the way the family sees it
Calling me, in my room... with

CHORUS
Zoom gloom
Weighs me down
Talk is long, talk is cheap
With people I never meet

Zoom gloom
Nowhere to hide
Camera's on, I feel open wide
And everyone can see inside

VERSE
Mind is drifting can't concentrate
Fighting hard just to stay awake
Who wants a meeting after lunch?
One bad apple in the Brady Bunch

Too many faces to cognitize
I need more info than just the eyes
After every call I'm feel drained
Communicatively immune

CHORUS

MIDDLE
Barely time to wake-up
Put on a little up makeup
Before the camera's on
And show's begun

Wake up the co-host
The one that I love most
Do a little gurgle
I have come full circle

CHORUS



Most caterpillars don't believe in butterlfies

CHORUS
B                                      E
Most caterpillars don't believe in butterflies
B                                    E
You make a chrysalis, then you die
                    F#           E
Despite the butterfly sightings

VERSE
Butterflies in the sky    
Tricks of the light or cloud formations
Flocks of birds or you expectations
Who knows? Who can say?
Don't look they'll go away

Caterpillars are apathetic
They're focused on their leaf
"Don't borrow me with spiritual things
         F#                               F#
I'm living in the hear and now"

CHORUS

VERSE
The Nine Freedoms explains it all
How Bravery, Love and Service 
Lead to enlightenment and cosmic consciousness 
Then ascension and interplanetary existence
Before we get to Saturn and then life on the sun
Many more things are mentioned
It's a lot to take in
And when talking to caterpillars
         F#                              F#
It's hard to know where to begin...

MIDDLE
E                     F#                         B          E
The caterpillar government's not helping things
E                             F#
I guess they have their reasons

E                         F#                 B          E
But I know one day that everyone will see
B          E
Inevitably
F#                                                  B
That becoming butterflies is our destiny

But until then...

CHORUS