Saint Julie (AJ's wife)

CAPO 4th

VERSE

C

AJ being honest

F               C

AJ listing facts

C                                                 G

AJ entertaining us with all his crazy acts

AJ connecting relatives

AJ saying thanks

AJ outsourcing all his worries, even arguments

BRIDGE

F                                   Am

We all love reading 'bout AJ's life

      F             G                    C

And that very saintly lady AJ's wife?

VERSE

AJ joining Mensa

And taking the bible literally

AJ stoning adulterers in Central Park for all to see

AJ unitasking

AJ peeing in the sink

AJ staying in the moment by saying everything he thinks

BRIDGE

It'd be fun to have AJ in our life

But spare a thought for poor old AJ's wife

CHORUS

C

Saint Julie

G

Must love him truly

F

She's living a movie

G

The kind you watch slowly

Saint Julie

Came down from on high

To take pity on that dorky guy

On the 28th floor

INSTRUMENTAL (CHORUS)

VERSE (Strummed)

AJ and Julie riding in Gondolas having romantic times

AJ and Julie holding hands watching Waking Ned Divine

BRIDGE

We'd kill for dinner with AJ and wife

So we can hear her side of their crazy life