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Here's the tale of our stale indie music

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Speaking to you like this is very therapeutic

Nobody buys CDs, they're only streaming

Fractions of cents are all I get for dreaming

One day perhaps I'll make it on a proper playlist

Glad you like my music, will you join my mailing list

I am glad you like my music, will you join my mailing list

I joined Band Builder, I'm in Todd's Academy

I got the secrets of the big label strategies

I play for algorithms, write for AIs

I'm on a left brain, right brain, strategem

I watch the metrics, got a box of tricks to enlist

Glad you like my music, will you join my mailing list

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I'm glad you like my music, will you join my mailing list

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Let's keep in touch now, and be like real friends 

I’ll be the annoying one, who's goes on 'bout what’s going on with them 

Don't be shy though my lyrical prowess is scary

The secret is I use a rhyming dictionary

I've got a podcast now with songs about the guests that's the twist

You've heard the music, now sign up to the mailing list

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I'll never cease

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I'll never desist

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I've got you forever, now you're on my mailing list

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Even if you die, you'll stay on my mailing list

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Even on the astral, you'll be on my mailing list

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I need your email cos my posts won't win a Grammy

My social media anemia's a tragedia

I have to pay Facebook to get it to remind you I exist

I'm glad you like my music, will you join my mailing list