Son of the sum (14 urges)

VERSE

Bm

If you suppress the urge

F#m
For a flatus purge

Bm
You can damage your vision

F#m
And your heart

When you need to defecate

But decide to wait

Causes a twisting pain

In your calfs

If you try to hold in

Your body's urine

It can lead to

Urinary Calculi

By inhibiting your burps

Constipation can usurp

Anorexia and tremours

You will see

CHORUS
You're the son of the sum of the things you've done
Avoid aggravating actions

The son of the sum of the things you've done

Simple karmic transactions

You're the son of the sum of the son of the sum of the son of the sum of the son

VERSE

Curbing a sneeze 

Causes headaches by degrees

Neck stiffness 

And facial palsy

While ignoring thirst

Causes deafness at first

Delusions that end

Awfully

Not answering hunger

Will send you under

With the inevitable

Loss of weight

Oppressing sleep

Will send you down deep

With body ache

You can't get across

CHORUS

BRIDGE

C#m
The 14 urges!

Bm
The 14 urges!
F#m
The 14 urges

VERSE

Restraining a cough

Makes a molotov

That will explode in your heart

Or your chest

Holding your breath

Under exercise stress

Leads to tumours 

Or cardiac arrest

VERSE (Strumming fast now)

If you look down with scorn

On the urge for a yawn

Will weaken all your
Sensory organs

By stopping your tears

Rhinitis can appear

Neck stiffness 

And abdominal bloating

Blocking sick

Makes you allergic

Anaemic and promoting

Asthma

Or holding in semen

When it should be leaving

Causes impotency

For a start

CHORUS

BRIDGE
C#m  Bm  F#m
The 14 urges x2