Students, students, students

VERSE
F#m

Bm

How the privilege parade
When they don't get their fees paid

Asking me to pay for
Their education so they'll earn more
And take my job, when they say that I'm too old

"Education is our right
And for that we're prepared to fight"
For the right to party, and do very little work

CHORUS
F#m
Students, students, students
Bm
Put 'em in a boat
F#m

Students, students, students

Bm

One that doesn't float

C#m

And drown them all

CHORSE

The farcical will fall

As they leave with no skills at all

But a piece of paper, that says I'm educated

CHORUS

MIDDLE

And all this rioting over fees

That have to be paid back in tiny portions

VERSE

Well they're all holier than thou

And this it and how

I hated 'em all, even when I was one

Not a thing that I learned there

Did in any way prepare

Me for the real world, had to start again

And if I had my time again

I'd rip up the letter when

They said come on down, we're doing you a favour 

Cos they took from me three years

And ground me in the gears

Telling how it's done, and this is what you need to know

CHORUS

Teachers, teachers, teachers

Put 'em in a boat

Teachers, teachers, teachers

One that doesn't float

And drown them all