Mad men

F
When you work in advertising
Bf
People want to know your name
G
They want to hear about what you do
C
They know people look up to you

When they hear you work in advertising
Young girls often wet themselves
Big men want to hold your hand
Policeman want a lock of your hair

When you work in advertising
Everybody wants to be your friend
Cos they think that you know people
People who know people

Who don’t work in advertising
But are actually on TV
And who all their friends have heard of
But until then you will do

Cos you work in advertising
And it’s all money for nothing
You sell microwaves and color TVs
And you get your chicks for free

When you work in advertising
People want to go down on you
Work on your whims and wants
In elevators and restaurants

[Hammond solo]

When you work in advertising
You are the epitomy of cool
Almost as good as being a rockstar
Much better than being a doctor

Cos when you work in advertising
You’re saving people’s lives
Helping them to get better things
And… and… buy stuff

When you work in advertising
You’ll never be alone again
And be asked to all the parties
Women want to have your babies!

[Slap bass solo]

[The breakdown]

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